All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos.
Carlos the dwarf?
Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?
“Discos and Dragons” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: Daniel Desario (2), Ken Miller (2), Bill Haverchuck (1), Sam Weir (1), Lindsay Weir (1), Harold Weir (1)
DDJ
Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling "Disco sucks?" What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock 'n' roll" teaches you?
No, it teaches me that disco sucks!!
You're not lying, are you, Sam?
No.
'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you?
They end up getting killed in jail.
Right.
I don't know. Rosso's okay. And why would you want to ruin a mailbox?
I don't know. We gotta blow up something.
Greetings princess. It is I, Carlos the Dwarf. The dragon has been slain and you are free to rule your kingdom.
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