I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Hold on, I'm gonna put the phone on my bionic ear. That's--that's better. No, don't talk so loud! Don't forget, I've got bionic hearing.
“Tricks and Treats” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Bill Haverchuck (2), Daniel Desario (2), Kim Kelly (2), Harold Weir (1), Ken Miller (1), Millie Kentner (1)
Knock it off, blondie. You're gonna blow the speakers.
Oh, I'm sorry, Grandpa. I'll try not to blow anything of yours from now on.
Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in these peanuts.
Last time I had this much fun, I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans.
Would you quit it, you're making me sick!
Why don't you make out with Nicky, and we'll call it a foursome?
Yeah, why don't you make out with my butt, and we'll call it love?
Kid, what the hell are you eating? Is that laundry soap?
It's lick-a-maid.
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