All my new friends think I'm some goody-two-shoes and all my old friends think I'm throwing my life away. What the hell am I supposed to do?
“Beers and Weirs” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Sam Weir (4), Neal (3), Lindsay Weir (2), Bill Haverchuck (1), Harold Weir (1), Ken Miller (1), Nick Andopolis (1)
Well, my house is so boring looking...so I just wanted to make it look more party-like.
Well I'll tell you how to make it look more party-like. Point me to the keg.
Oh yeah.
In the corner.
Then I am in the corner.
I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep, that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment...Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.
No. But he died on the toilet.
Well, that's paradise compared to where the Sex Pistols are gonna end up.
What's non-alcoholic beer?
It's beer but without that ingredient that makes you drunk.
Alcohol?
Yeah.
Keg of beer, please.
LSLiquor Store Clerk
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Oh, we need a keg of non-alcoholic beer.
LSLiquor Store Clerk
No!
But we need it.
LSLiquor Store Clerk
What for?
We're gonna switch the kegs at his sister's party.
LSLiquor Store Clerk
Righteous!
Keg of beer, please.
LSLiquor Store Clerk
Don't see that happening.
Oh, no, we'd like non-alcoholic beer.
LSLiquor Store Clerk
Oh, really? No!
Please? We really need it!
LSLiquor Store Clerk
What for?
We're gonna switch the kegs at his sister's party.
LSLiquor Store Clerk
Righteous!
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