So I wake up this morning, and guess what's sitting at the foot of my bed?
BillA turd?
Yes Bill, a turd.
BillEew!
An Atari!
S1 E12 The Garage Door
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Played by Martin Starr
Freaks and Geeks · 78 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Freaks and Geeks: in 17 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Neal (10), Sam Weir (5)
Scenes with Bill Haverchuck 12
BillBillAll right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos.
BillCarlos the dwarf?
Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?
S1 E18 Discos and Dragons
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