Check out the pizza-face dork with the trombone! Why doesn't he just pop those things?
I think if he did, he'd die of blood loss.
“The Garage Door” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Bill Haverchuck (4), Neal (3), Sam Weir (2), Daniel Desario (1), Kim Kelly (1)
Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried.
Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone.
I'm just going to have my coffee now.
Is that before or after you shave?
Tell you one thing, when I get married, I'm never going to cheat on my wife. Even if she gets old and fat.
I'd be happy just to get a wife. I don't think I want the kind that's gonna get old and fat.
I don't even know how you get one girl. How does anyone get two?
So I wake up this morning, and guess what's sitting at the foot of my bed?
A turd?
Yes Bill, a turd.
Eew!
An Atari!
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