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Frasier · Season 5, Episode 12

“The Zoo Story” quotes from Frasier

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“The Zoo Story” · Season 5, Episode 12

In this episode: Frasier Crane (2), Roz Doyle (1), Bebe (1), Gil (1)

You signed with Bebe?

Okay, I know, I should've told you. I just wasn't in the mood for one of your lectures.

I'm not going to give you a lecture. You're entitled to choose whomever you wish to represent you. Someone who's honest, or a woman whose ethics would've raised eyebrows in the court of Caligula!

[The station has hired a tough arbitrator, "The Hammer," to renegotiate everyone's contract. Gil's salary has been slashed, but Bebe and Roz come in cheering.]

How on Earth did you get all that?

Oh, we go way back, the Hammer and I. I know where the bodies are buried.... Usually, that's just a metaphor.

Bebe confronts Frasier and presents him with a contract, promising that if he employs her again she will cut him a very good deal

Isn't there a zebra carcass somewhere you should be hovering over?

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