Martin Crane quotes from Frasier, page 8 ... TV Quotes Database

[Niles is having a panic attack in the kitchen during the baby shower]

Martin

Calm down, Niles.

I can’t! I’m telling her another lie every time I open my mouth!

Martin

Oh, get a grip on yourself, man! It’s called marriage!

S11 E7 Maris Returns

I was having the most distressing dream; I was climbing up a volcano, that was spewing ice instead of lava.

An ice volcano. I wonder what that could mean.

Frasier checks his messages

VOVoice on the answering machine

Hello, it's Lilith.

FMFrasier, Martin and Daphne

[with sudden realization] Oh, well.

S11 E9 Guns N' Neuroses

Shouldn’t you get the door?

Martin

You’re closer.

I don’t live here.

Martin

Doesn’t matter. You’re family.

So’s Daph…

[interrupts] Oh no, you don’t!

[from outside] Maybe if you slid me a key, I could let myself in.

S11 E9 Guns N' Neuroses

Martin

I just walked in on your insurance lady taking a sponge bath!

Dear God! Which sponge?

S11 E13 The Ann Who Came to Dinner

Martin Crane quotes from Frasier