[Mac's apartment; Mac is in his room, desperately lying in his bed]
Santa, I've really wanna believe you're out there. It's just that none of the evidence adds up. But I know that doesn't have to mean you're not there. I just need a sign. I need something that I know only you can do. I don't know what. It's just something... I know! If you are real, you'll bring me a present. Something really specific. That could be a sign, right? I don't even care what it is. It could even be something lame. Like underwear. I would be totally cool with underwear. Seriously, I would love underwear. That would be a perfect sign, Santa. Just so long I know it's from you. [his phone rings and answers] Santa? Bloo, what are you doing calling so late? You could've woke up my mom! What? What do you mean Herriman's cancelled Christmas? [Foster's foyer; Bloo is on the phone with him as Mr. Herriman throws out the Christmas tree; back to the apartment] He threw out all the decorations and gifts?! Bloo, that's awful! Why did he do that? What? Ghosts told him to? That's ridiculous, Bloo. Presence and robots can't even become ghosts, because you have to be alive in order to die, and you be-- [realizes] Wait a second. You did it, didn't you? Yes, you did! Do you even realize what a bad liar you are?! Ugh! Fine. [now becomes sad] Okay. Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. Okay, bye. [hangs up] This is the worst Christmas ever. Just a sign, Santa, please. Just a sign.
[Christmas morning; Mac's mother knocks on his door while he is asleep]
MSMac's Mom
Mac, honey, wake up.
Yeah, it's Christmas, dork!
MSMac's Mom
[annoyed] Terrence.
[smacks his lips, yawn, and gets out his bed, looking outside of the snowy neighborhood from the window] All right, Santa, show me what you got.
MSMac's Mom
Come on, Mac!
[Mac leaves his room and enters the living room]
[carrying a present] Come and get your presents from Santa, loser.
[as he arrives at Foster's and approaches the front door; sighs] This is the worst Christmas ever. [opens the door, surprised to see Wilt standing there]
Mac! You almost missed the best Christmas ever!
[popping out from a pile of coal, covered in coal dust; vowing threateningly to Santa] Just you wait, fat man. One day, I shall have my VENGEANCE! [falls over]
[Episode starts with Mac making his own movie about Foster's for a school project as he turns on the camera]
Hi. I'm Mac, and this is my movie. [turns the camera to the house] That's Foster's. [turns the camera back to himself] Every day after school, I come here and hang out with a bunch of imaginary friends. Let's go meet them. [walks up to the house and enters the foyer]
[sees Mac recording while reading a magazine; waving] Hola, Señor Mac! Que is that for?
I'm shooting a movie about you guys for school. Just be yourself.
We lost! We lost! I can't believe we lost!
Bloo, the movie didn't have an ending.
What are you talking about? Audiences today don't care about endings. As long as everything else is awesome, you don't need an en...
[Interrupted by "The End" title]
If you're just joining us, Frankie, Mr. Herriman and Bloo are all running for House President. And now, we're gonna watch the big candidate's debate.
Well, I've been caring for imaginary friends for a long time, and over the years I've learned a few things. I've spent the time to ask you what you want. You told me you wanted bedtime to be a half-hour later - YOU GOT IT! [crowd of imaginary friends cheers] You told me you want bigger dinner portions with vegetarian options - YOU GOT IT! [crowd cheers again] You told me you want the doorbell to play Camptown Ladies - YOU GOT IT! [crowd cheers again] I'm the candidate of the people! I care about this house! I care about your needs! Whatever you need to be happy, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT! [the crowd cheers again]
Okay, Mr. Herriman. Same question. What would you change?
Not a thing! Everything is perfectly fine around here. [crowd is silent; someone coughs "Loser!"]
Alrighty. Bloo, how about you? If you were president, what would you change?
[after a long silence] Herriman smells like poo! [the crowd cheers again]
But he's just mudslinging! [Bloo literally throws mud in his face] I should have seen that coming.
HHerriman
Well, of course it's five, you numbskull!
You know, Ed, my opponents say 5, but I say that's not good enough! I say 6! Or 7! Or even 42!
CCrowd
WHOO-HOO! [cheering]
Bloo, ever since you've been here, you broke a statue of Madame Foster [S1, E6: Busted], opened a secret door wreaking havoc on everyone [S1, E5: The Trouble with Scribbles], uploaded a video to make an international fool out of Mr. Herriman [S1, E8: World Wide Wabbit], flooded the house, threw a party against house rules [S2, E1: Partying Is Such Sweet Soiree], sabotaged a date Frankie had S2, E6: Frankie My Dear], destroyed a beloved toy elephant [S2, E8: Squeakerboxx], completely ruined my reputation at school [S2, E11: Bye Bye Nerdy], blew the roof off the house [S2, E5: Cookie Dough]...
Whoo-hoo, I win! [confidently] He meant "biggest for your size." I'm huge for my size.
Sorry Bloo, everybody knows I'm the biggest.
You es the tallest. I am biggest! I have the most muscle.
I'm sorry Ed, but that's not true. You're all fur. I'm a lean, mean, muscle machine! [wiggles his arms to demonstrate] Look at that, Look at that!
[Wilt proceeds to wiggle his arms out while the other friends try to imitate him.]
[holds his arms out, but cannot wiggle them] I do that! I do that!
[stands on her head to wiggle her legs but is unable to do so] Cococo! Woop woop woop! Cococo!
[holds his arms out while jumping in the air] Am I doing it? Am I doing it?
[singsong mockingly] ♪You can't do it, you can't do it!♪
That's not muscles! I'll show you muscles!
[The friends are deciding what to do about Peanut Butter. Coco has a menacing glare]
Coco... I think if we did that, we'd go to jail.
[Coco continues to glare evilly]
[On your marks] Cococo? [Get set] Coco. [Go] CO!
[It's a race to make an object the fastest. Coco is putting her banana and pinwheel inside of the bucket and bangs them with a tire. Everyone else is puzzled]
I don't get it! What'd we do?!
[Wilt is now seen sticking his Pinwheel in the middle of his tire.]
[Coco is then seen peeling her banana open.]
Eat it?! Are we suppose to eat it?!
[Bloo quickly eats his banana whole. Coco meanwhile is smearing her banana all over the tire, sticking her Pinwheel in the center of the tire, and then covering them all with her bucket. The stopwatch goes off and Coco runs around clucking in victory. Peanut Butter assembled his items wrong]
PBPeanut Butter
Oh, so the bucket goes on top.
[Bloo frustratedly shoves Peanut Butter away from the group as Coco hopes around everyone taunting them.]
♪Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cococo! Cocococo-cocococo!♪
That is no fair! You know the answer because you make up the game!
Yeah, if we're gonna compete against each other, it should be a game with rules that we all know.
Okay, I am brave, I am brave, I am brave!
[Wilt gives a thumbs up to the 2 headed dragon to flame up the hoop for Eduardo]
[repeatedly] I'm not that brave, I'm not that brave, I'm not that brave...
[wavingly through the hoop] We're ready when you are, Eduardo!
You know, I think I can live with scaredy cat. [Eduardo starts to do his stunt and Bloo comes with the card]
[Eduardo and Bloo slides down to the ramp and jumps as Bloo gets the card]
[Eduardo activates the parachute in his bag but Bloo uses his card with a tricycle, but he gets burned himself by the hoop and crashes and everyone cheers at Eduardo who becomes brave]
NNewsman
The city... [quickly pans left to part of the city, which is destroyed] ...is in turmoil! And I'm running for my life!
[A monster slams its tail on the road and roars. The Foster's tour bus comes up and Coco, Wilt, Eduardo, and Frankie exit it. Frankie is holding two steaks, Wilt and Eduardo are holding cages, and Coco is holding a piece of rope.]
Don't panic! It's just an imaginary friend! It's perfectly... [The monster roars at Frankie.] ...harmless!
We're gonna need a bigger cage. [The monster uses its tail to grab Wilt] I'm sorry but whoooooooa!
I'll save you Wilt! [charges at the monster. The monster roars at him, causing him to back up.]
I was thinking you might need a super heroic hand!
Here you are, Master Wilt. Top stair, section 12. [Wilt steams up in irritation] Is there a problem?
[calmly] I was just thinking. You know how my head gets cut off in the picture each year?
I was thinking maybe, (this year,) if it's not too hard, [squats down] I could stand a little lower so that doesn't, you know, happen. If that's okay.
You mean not stand with the other W's? No, no, no, no, no. Everyone must get things organized anyhoo. It's only one reason what needs to make another sense.
Then maybe I could have a chair.
Master Wilt, I dare say, if you stand in a chair, we shall see less of you.
