Fireman Sam quotes

You got no chance, not against my prize pet.

Norman, if Station Officer Steele sees that lamb of yours.

He'll make him station mascot straight away.

Great Fires of London! He's gobbled all our geraniums!

[Comes outside and see what's happening] Oh! Get that sheepskin dustbin away from my station!

He only eats when he's nervous, it's the thrill of the competition.

Bet Norman feels sheepish!

By the way, have you seen Mrs. Lasagne's cat anywhere? She thinks her Rosa will make a perfect mascot and--

MRRREEOOWEOWW!!! [Rosa scratches Steele's fingers]

YEEEEOWWW!!! [Steele covers his hurt fingers and sticks them in his mouth, muffling his speech]

Sorry, what did you say?

I said, that's another animal disqualified!

Seems Dusty's got a good chance to be mascot.

Yeah!

Provided he's washed and cleaned.

You mean, Dusty needs a-?

Bath?

Ah, Michael my boy, when it comes to plumbing, you are hot stuff, oh ho yes, hot hot stuff, I'm hot hot stuff I'm as hot as the hottest of the very hot stuff oh.

Ahhh... now, this is the life. you can't beat relaxing in Pontypandy-- [Dusty smashes on Trevor's belly and escapes] PAAAAA--AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH--AAAARRK!!!!!!!

Trevor, are you all right?

[rubbing his belly] I'm fine. hat happened? Was it a football?

No, actually, a flying dog.

Well, good job that flying dog landed on my tum before I had my corned beef and piccalilli sarnies. Eh? Hang on. Flying dog?

So he sang as he watched and he waited 'til his billy boiled, You'll come a waltzing Mat-- Flaming Koalas! FIRE!

[Coughing] Getting weak! I can't breathe!

Blimey! I better go and get Sam!

I'm honoured that you have chosen me to be the leader of Pontypandy's First Neighbourhood Watch committee.

That's strange, I don't remember choosing a leader, maybe that was the day we were abducted by aliens.

Or maybe we all bumped our heads and lost our memories.

[Clears Throat] My vision is to make Pontypandy the safest neighbourhood in Wales, we shall all make Pontypandy free from crime and look after each other.

If you ask me it's about time, sweets go missing from the shop everyday [Dilys doesn't notice a hand reaching into a biscuit jar] just last week my liquorice all sorts vanished without a trace.

My firefighters have agreed to join the Neighbourhood Watch scheme, I now call on everyone to do the same.

Great, let's start our very own Neighbourhood Watch scheme.

We'll help people in trouble.

Yes, just like the Pontypandy firefighters, let's tell Uncle Sam, come on.

Well-

Uncle Sam.

We're gonna start our very own Neighbourhood Watch.

Good idea.

Yes indeed, I knew my speech would inspire the young people.

So you don't mind if we use the garden shed at the fire station as our headquarters.

Hmm, very well.

I'll need a volunteer for this exercise, someone to climb to the roof and pretend to be in trouble.

I'll do it sir, I'll be on that roof before you could say A-womp-bop-a-loo bop A-loop-ba-boom.

Very well officer Cridlington, remember to wear the safety harness just in case, Sam I want you to beat your current time of 2 minutes, 20 seconds, Ready? Go.

Hang on, I'm not ready yet!

Goodness me, what's all this commotion?

No need to panic Dilys, everything's under control.

We caught this criminal stealing your fruit.

Trevor Evans, what on Earth?

I wasn't stealing the fruit, I was taking it to deliver to Dilys' customers.

Are you all right?

Well I have felt better.

Come inside and I'll put some ice on that nasty bump.

You really ought to check your facts before jumping to conclusion Mandy.

You think people will be pleased that we're trying to help.

Oi, where's my ladder gone?

Dad! what are you doing up there?

I was fixing Bella's roof, is this your doing again Mandy?

Not exactly.

We'd better call Fireman Sam.

No I'm fine, I can get down on me own.

DAD NO!

Quick, we've got to get help now!

Just hold on Dad, everything's gonna be okay.

Thank goodness, here comes Fireman Sam.

Don't worry Mike, we'll have you down in no time.

But Sam, what are we gonna do, the Simon Snorkel isn't working.

Let's try and see how far it will reach [Sam goes up in the Simon Snorkel, but it stops a very inches, Sam tries to reach Mike, but it's no use] I still can't quite get him.

Whoops.

Great Fires of London, the leaver's come unstuck.

Oh dear.

Well well, what do you think about that then?

It's a twig.

Too right, but what sort of twig is it?

Hmm?

I know, I know, sycamore.

Well it might be, but it's a broken twig and that means someone has come this way.

Who?

My guess would be a ginger-haired boy whose mum owns a sweet shop.

Core, how did he know that? [takes a bite from a chocolate bar]

When Wally my pet wallaby went walkabout, I tracked him for three days across the outback, if you follow the signs, you can find anyone who's missing.

Wow.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was dragged out of my sleeping bag by a dangerous dingo?

No

It was a sweltering summer, just like this one, Flaming Koalas [Picks up an empty glass bottle] Some people 'round here haven't heard of the country code, leaving bottles around in the sun can start fires.

Maybe we could be trackers like Tom.

Maybe we can be better than him.

There's no maybe about it, we will be.

Okay, let's track down walkabout Woolly.

Why have we stopped?

There's a dangerous dingo up ahead by the billabong, one false move and he'll steal the tucker right out of our billy cans.

That isn't a dingo, that's Dusty, what's a billabong?

It's where animals go to drink, c'mon let's find Woolly, he can't have gone far.

Good idea.

What a climb, I am absolutely exported [exhausted is what she meant to say].

I think you'll find it worth the walk Dilys, isn't it great up here? you know I've seen 25 different types of birds this year already.

Hmmm, is this it then?

I think you might see more if you had the binoculars the other way 'round Dilys, there's a pair of partages over to the left and a pheasant under that bush on the right [suddenly, a whistle can be heard] Aha! what do you think that is? I'll give you a clue, it's very rare in these parts.

Uh a budgie?

No, that's the cry of a lesser spotted wobbler.

A greater blooming nuisance more like [After seeing Norman whistling and Mandy giggling] What are you up to now Norman Price?

You're frightening off the birds!

Sorry Trevor, sorry mom, c'mon, let's find Woolly.

Tomorrow, love, I'll be playing this on the beach under a bright Caribbean sun.

But hopefully, not on my teapot, Mike.

Agh.

Mandy! Breakfast is ready! Mandy? [Mandy looks at the mirrored teapot in horror with chicken pox] Chicken Pox. Mandy can't go anywhere for at least a fortnight.

But, Mom! our holiday to Jamaica!

We'll have to cancel it.

But you said you would take me to the carnival! the one you went to when you were little!

We'll just have to wait 'til next year Mandy.

Oh!

Come on young lady, back to bed for you.

Balloons, ribbons, food. We got everything. But what about the music?

Oh, What's the matter with this door?

Nothing, you just have to slam it.

Just because it's Halloween, doesn't mean you can go scaring everyone you know.

[Norman gives a little evil laugh] It does if you are the scariest vampire in Pontypandy.

And don't think you're going out until you've tided your room.

I'll do it later, I'm off to get my pumpkin now.

Norman don't slam that [Norman slams the door which cause the cans Dilys was stacking to fall over] door.

Evil count Norman leaves his castle in search of the biggest pumpkin in the world.