[Singing inside the fire station kitchen] Sticky toffee just like the hood.
Nice song Elvis. Is it one of your own?
Hi Penny, just uh making some uh toffee apples for Bella's little Halloween do tonight, not much of a toffee fan myself of course.
No more of a keep fit kinda guy, like you.
Attention men, Elvis, Penny, where's Sam?
Here sir, ready for what's sure to be a busy night.
I just wanted to have a brief chat with you all about the procedure for Halloween. Elvis Cridlington, what in blazes are you up too?
He's making toffee apples sir, doesn't like 'em himself of course.
Yes well, procedure Halloween, a lot of children, a lot of excitement, but a lot of trouble too. Especially with young Price around.
Don't worry sir. We'll keep an eye on young vampire Price.
There's mischief in the air.
And there's toffee in me hair!
Be back by 8 o'clock and don't slam that door.
Tremble with fear, Count Norman is here.
'Ello Norman, lovely costume.
Lovely? lovely?! I don't want to be lovely! Grrrr, I want to be scary!
[Norman slams the door and runs away, but unintentionally knocks his pumpkin over which is still lit and it fall to the floor and knocks the cans over and starts a fire]
[Dilys is seen mopping outside her shop when she sees a parcel]
Oh [looks at the address] Oooh, Norman, a parcel for you!
[Inside the shop, Dilys places the parcel on the counter]
Looks like a present from your Uncle Dylan in Newtown.
[Norman picks up the parcel and looks with excitement]
Well, aren't you going to open it?
[Norman tears the wrapping paper and gasps when he sees the letters "JS" and immediately knows what it is]
Uh, I'll show you later, bye.
[Once Norman is outside the shop, he finishes unwrapping the parcel which reveals that what was inside is a box that has some sort of water pistol inside]
Cool, a joker soaker [quickly takes it out the box] thank you Uncle Dylan.
[Norman walks over to a bucket of water, just as Dusty comes over for a drink]
Move over Dusty, I need to fill up this beauty.
[Norman fills his joker soaker up leaving the bucket empty and runs off, Dusty whines sadly]
[At the fire station, Station Officer Steele is standing outside and takes a big deep breath just as Norman sneaks up while holding his joker soaker]
Glorious weather, reminds me of my days in the desert.
[Norman flicks a coin and it lands on the ground in front of Station Officer Steele]
Oh, where did that come from?
[Station Officer Steele tries to grab it, but can't reach, he bends down even further, this is what Norman was waiting for, he aims his joker soaker at Station Officer Steele's bum and squirts water]
[Norman laughs and runs off]
[Sarah and James are seen leaving Bella's café holding ice creams]
Wish it'd rain and cool me down.
[Just as they start leaving, they're suddenly squirted with water]
[She got her answer as the twins see Norman on the bridge with his joker soaker]
Jokers the name, soaking's my game.
[He then runs off laughing]
[Scene fades to Norman with his joker soaker trying to sneak away, but is caught by Sarah and James]
[They suddenly stop dead in their tracks as Norman points his joker soaker at them]
Just you try it, go on, make my day.
[He pulls the trigger, but only a small amount of water comes out]
Yikes, I've run out of water.
[Norman quickly runs away with Sarah and James hot on his heels]
[Norman finds Dusty with his head between the railings and panting]
Right Dusty, reach for the sky.
[Scene quickly changes to Sarah and James still looking for Norman]
He won't get away this time.
[Scene changes back to Norman about to fire his joker soaker at Dusty, but stops when he realises something's wrong]
Dusty? Are you all right? Golly, you are well and truly stuck, aren't you? You're tongue looks drier than a ready salted crisp, I'll fix that, [points is joker soaker at Dusty's mouth] watch out tongue, watch out gums, open up, hear it comes! [fires his joker soaker at Dusty and he has a nice cool drink] steady now.
There he is! [Snatches the joker soaker off Norman] this is the last time you waste water in hot weather.
We're handing this over to Uncle Sam.
No, don't, I need it for Dusty.
It's true, just look at him, he's really poorly stuck there with nothing to drink [takes his joker soaker back from Sarah] gimme the joker soaker Sarah! [resumes squirting] There you go boy, sorry I nabbed your water before.
Come on, we've got to get Dusty out of there.
I didn't know your mam had treasure hidden in her shop.
[Mandy opens the door and Norman along with the Beep-o-matic go inside, followed by Mandy, once in the shop, all metal grocery items start flying off the shelfs]
but mam, it's only Sam's amazing Beep-o-matic.
Hmm, ohh! I don't care, get that magnetic menace out of here.
[Norman turns it off and everything the Beep-o-matic has collected falls to the ground]
[Norman and Mandy leave the shop, they try to sneak away but run into Penny]
Hello there. Where are you two going?
NPNorman Price and Mandy Flood
Just up the mountain.
Fasten your seatbelt, Norman. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
[When Jupiter gets stuck]
Jupiter just can't handle these muddy mountain roads. We'll have to go the rest of the way in Venus. Can you give me a hand with the gear?
[Scene opens at night at Dilys' Cut Price Store and Sam is driving Jupiter passed, at that moment Woolly the sheep appears bleating twice and Norman pokes his head out the window with a plate of salad in his hand]
Want something yummy for your tummy Woolly?
[Woolly bleats in agreement, Norman uses his knife to push the salad from his plate and gives it too Woolly who then proceeds to eat it]
Norman, have you eaten up all your greens?
Yes mam, can I have my chocolate now?
Go on then, maybe it will keep you quite while I watch "Weird But True".
TATV Announcer
Reports continue to come in of mysterious big cats seen roaming the mores of deepest Deverton, here's an artist impression of one of the beasts.
Thank goodness we haven't got anything like that 'round here.
Hmm, no we haven't, not yet.
Look, Mam, look! It's one of those big cats like we saw on the telly!
Must think I was born yesterday, [Dilys gasps] Oh, my Giddy Aunt! There's a black beast on the loose!
See I told you, it was so hungry it ate a lettuce, two carrots and a cucumber.
Heavens to goodness Norman! It could have eaten you! I would never have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes.
A big black cat as big as a bear, escaped from a zoo or a circus.
[Bella gasps and almost faints until Dilys catches her]
This is no time to get historical Bella, we've got to call Fireman Sam.
But I sill want everyone to be careful. If there's a problem, Tom our animal expert will be on hand to help.
Yeah too right, wild animals can be dangerous. I remember once when I was swimming in the creek back home when a baby croc bit me on the a--.
Uh yes thank you Tom! I'm sure we don't want to alarm anyone.
Right men, if there is a beast about, we need to be ready for him, any suggestions?
We could all hide in the fire station sir.
I think what Elvis meant to say was we could catch the beast in our animal net sir.
SSStation Officer Steels
My thoughts exactly Sam, let's try it, Cridlington I want you to pretend to be a wild beast.
Right-ho sir [Elvis gets on his knees] Grrr.
Put some effort into it lad! Jump about a bit! Sam, Penny release the net!
[Gets caught in the net] AARGH! Ohh! Let's try that one more time shall we?
Follow us up the mountain, but stay out of sight until I tell you.
Hi Norman, we're going up the mountain to find the beast, wanna come?
Yeah cool, be there in a minute.
[Norman starts leaving out a trail of crisps and Woolly comes out of his hiding spot and starts following and eating them]
James to base, we're heading in a Northerly direction, over. [Suddenly, the sound of rocks falling could be heard] What was that?
Nothing, you're not scared are you?
Your phone, can I use your phone?
Of course But what's the matter?
[Sarah calls the operator]
OOperator
Which service do you require?
Fire Service! Mandy, James, and Norman are trapped on the mountain, and the beast is after them!
Norman?! The beast has got my Norman! I'll never see his little freckled face again!! [cries] Oh-hohh!
Yes, you will, Mrs Price. Uncle Sam will save him.
