Oh, Station Officer Steele, I can't believe that Pontypandy has a new fire station! I bet you are really excited!
Heeheeheehee! Oh, well I am, Dilys! Very excited indeed!
[Elvis , Mike and Trevor playing music]
♪ There's a place I know where the people say hello as you walk on down the street ♪
♪ It's a friendly space where you know the face of every single one you meet ♪
ECElvis Cridlington/Trevor Evans/Mike Flood
♪ Let's rock rock! ♪
♪ Pontypandy rock rock! ♪
♪ Pontypandy - it's the greatest town for getting down ♪
♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪
ECElvis Cridlington/Trevor Evans/Mike Flood
♪ Let's rock rock! ♪
♪ Pontypandy rock rock! ♪
♪ Pontypandy - on a Saturday night everything feels right ♪
♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪
♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪
♪ It's the little Pontypannddddy! ♪♪
And now, for something really exciting: Pontypandy Planet Online have an exclusive; the unveiling of the new Hollywood Jupiter!
JSJoe Sparkes
Behold, the Jupiter 2000! [Jupiter 2000's new siren blares as it drives out of the garage and then idles and Flex Dexter looks to the right.]
Not only does he have bigger and brighter lights... [Jupiter 2000 blows its horn and blares its siren and Mike Flood covers his ears] He's got a really loud siren!
JSJoe Sparkes
He's got crown-plated exhaust pipes and a stunning flame decal.
And just wait till you see what he's got in his trailer!
JSJoe Sparkes
All the gizmos and gadgets and epic action movie firefighting hero could wish for.
[Joe Sparkes hands Mike Flood the supercharged mega-cutting jaws of life]
We have the supercharged mega cutting Jaws of Life...! [The jaws of life rapidly cuts due to Mike Flood's shaking.]
TETrevor Evans
Oh, snappy.
JSJoe Sparkes
And we got these thermal dynamic laser guided heat sensing goggles. [Joe hits the phone's camera.]
And we got a really big axe.
BLBella Lasagne
That one is-a really disappointing.
JSJoe Sparkes
But just wait till you see this.
MFMike Flood and Joe Sparkes
The need for speed!
JSJoe Sparkes
Heat seeks, Flex!
[Flex Dexter turns on the heat seekers on the Jupiter 2000 as it opens up. Jupiter 2000 revs its engines and blasts off with the siren blaring again.]
You've seen it here first; The Jupiter 2000 is rocket-powered!
TETrevor Evans
Uh... should it be doing that? The winch is wobbling.
[The winch loosens its bolts and starts to snap off until the bus hit a rock and then the entire winch snapped off.]
[To the winch in horror] The winch!
[The bus rolled down until it is about to wreck the camera until Flex Dexter pushes Don Sledgehammer and the film crew off from being hit by the bus]
UCUnnamed Cameraman
My camera!
[The bus crashes into an unknown pit]
[The bus' tire is in flames, bouncing off from the bus]
TETrevor Evans
Oh no... oh... but I've only just polished her.
Hey! I already did it, hero!
I thought you're *pants* doing the safety check, Sam.
I... don't understand what happened.
It looks to me like the hero next door isn't such a hero after all. You've failed the simple safety check in endangered lives.
I've nearly got run over by a bus because of YOU!!!! You're going to PAY for this!!!! I'M GONNA SEE TO IT THAT YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!!!
[Don angrily leaves Sam and his friends behind]