Elvis Cridlington quotes from Fireman Sam

Right men, if there is a beast about, we need to be ready for him, any suggestions?

We could all hide in the fire station sir.

Hide?!

I think what Elvis meant to say was we could catch the beast in our animal net sir.

My thoughts exactly Sam, let's try it, Cridlington I want you to pretend to be a wild beast.

Right-ho sir [Elvis gets on his knees] Grrr.

Put some effort into it lad! Jump about a bit! Sam, Penny release the net!

Can't catch me!

[Gets caught in the net] AARGH! Ohh! Let's try that one more time shall we?

And what brings you into my kitchen today, Norman Price?

Nothing, I mean, I wanted to show you something, something really cool.

You can't pull a wool over my eyes, Norman Price, I know exactly what you're up to.

You do?

Yes, I know how much you love carrots.

What?

Stay away from that cooker, out of my kitchen, go on out, out!

No, I, I just want, but I, no.

Elvis Cridlington, there was a fire extinguisher right next to the fire exit!

Sorry, sir, I think I panicked, what about my stew?

Oh... [cough, cough] You've overcooked the dinner before Elvis, but never that bad.

Firemen are supposed to put out fires Cridlington, not start them, especially not on Fire Prevention Day.

I don't know how it happened.

There's something here that might provide a clue.

Aha, a paper plane, perhaps that can tell us who the culprit is.

Ah yes, it's a letter, there's a name on it "Dear Station Officer Steele" [Gasp] Station Officer Steele, It was you!

No it wasn't, it was Norman, Norman Price!

Aww, sorry, it was an accident, I was only trying to find someone who liked paper planes as much as I do.

Ahem I see, well perhaps I should have a word with the lad Sam, set him on the straight and narrow as it were.

Good idea, sir.

Oh, poor, Norman, it probably was an accident, I hope Station Officer Steele won't be too hard on him.

Don't worry, Elvis, I think Station Officer Steele and Norman will reach a happy understanding.

The first rule of Paper Aeroplanes, Norman, is to be careful where you throw them, Now watch this loop the loop, ha ha!

[chuckles] Cool!

This next trick is called a Barrel Roll ahh!

Wow, how did you make it do that?

Pull your arm back, that's it, oooh look at her go!

Can we go and see if there any sausages and king prawns left, Fireman Sam?

Sorry, Norman. Gas canisters can stay hot for a very long time. It won't be safe to go over there for quite a while yet.

Oh, I'll just have to take the rest of my sausages home.

And I'll have to take my king prawns.

Ohhh... I am so hungry. I never even get a sniff of those sausages or the prawns.

Look out! You're heading for the quay!

Oh, no! My pie!

It's getting faster!

They're heading for the quay! I'll try and slow them down! You get ahead Penny, and block the road to stop any other traffic!

Roger that, Sam. [Venus cuts into Jupiter and off to the quay to stop any traffic while Mercury cuts in front of him]

Now Norman, don't panic! I need you to switch off the engine!

How do I do that???

Turn the key towards you!

Come on, Sam!

Now, press the brake pedal!

Which one is it?

It's the one on the left!

Which is my left??

The one that's not your right!!

I can't reach it!

Oh, I'll do it. [Derek hits the brakes as Jupiter brakes hard to a stop]

There it is-- Neptune's new home.

Pontypandy's all new ocean rescue center!

It's a bit big for just Neptune, sir.

Ah-- well, it's also going to be home to two brand new vessels-- Titan and Juno!

Ooh! How exciting! I can't wait to see them! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Uncle Sam!

Hello, you two! [he hugs Sarah and James] Any idea what's planned for the grand opening tonight?

Well, Mike's organizing some fireworks...

...and I'm making some of my fishy nibbles. Would you like to try one?

Oh! Don't mind if I do!

Oh, there goes Tom flying off in the new helipad!

I wonder what he was doing here?

Tom was bringing the new coast guard. He'll be manning the ocean rescue center!

Ooh! A new Coast Guard!? Oh, I'll bet he'll know everything about sailor's knots, and have a big bushy beard!

Uh - I'm not sure he is quite like that, Elvis.

Hi. Ben Hooper.

Welcome to Pontypandy, Ben.

Where's the coast guard?

I am the coast guard.

But you haven't got a big bushy beard.

Fishy nibbles?

Right then, firefighters. Let's get you inside so I can familiarize you with our new firefighting vessels!

Oh, Station Officer Steele, I can't believe that Pontypandy has a new fire station! I bet you are really excited!

Heeheeheehee! Oh, well I am, Dilys! Very excited indeed!

♪ There's a place I know where the people say hello as you walk on down the street ♪

♪ Let's rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy - it's the greatest town for getting down ♪

♪ Let's rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy - on a Saturday night everything feels right ♪

And now for the grand opening!

It is with great honor and privilege, that I, the esteemed Chief Fire Officer Boyce now declare Pontypandy's new fire station open! [he snips the yellow ribbon open and civilians cheering once again] Thank you everyone! Now, help yourself to Bronwyn's fine buffet, while I show the firefighter friends their new home! [he now takes his colleagues inside while civilians began feasting] As you can see, you can now park all your fire vehicles in the station.

Oh look! Mercury's inside now!

There's even room for two more.

Well, you never know you might want to expand.

Oh look! The station doesn't only have one pole, it has two! We can slide down at the same time! Penny!

Two poles seems a bit nice for us just four.

Ah-ha! That's because I have a very special surprise lined up for you! Firefighter Arnold McKinley... [A male firefighter slides down the left hand pole and salutes] ...and Firefighter Ellie Philips! [A female firefighter slides down the right hand pole and smiles] New members of the Pontypandy Fire Service! They just finished their training at the Newtown Academy, and they didn't top off their class.

Excellent!

Wow! A 4 wheel drive, longitudinal front engine, six cylinder, high compression turbo diesel! I can't wait to get behind the wheel of that!

I don't understand a word he just said, Sam.

He's talking about Jupiter, Elvis.

I am looking forward to learning for the best-- Fireman Sam! [he handshakes with Sam]

Why, thank you, Arnold.

Teacher's pet.

Now for the rest of the tour. [The gang went outside.] Oh, ha ha. With these additional fire hydrants, you'll be able to fill up Jupiter and Venus like never before, and you can use them while you're training at the training tower! There's even one for sticky foam.

Oh, I love sticky foam. [Elvis switches on the hydrant and water splashes all over him, not sticky foam. Then Sam switches the water off.] Phew!

Don't worry, Elvis. It will all take a bit of getting used to.

Now onto the control room. [The gang went to the control room.]

Cridlington, will you please stop squelching?

I'm sorry, sir. I can't help it, I got my pants all wet.

This is our all-new computerized control system. Watch this.

Pontypandy. Overview.

Who said that?!

It was the screen, Cridlington.

The alien has landed.

Buck Douglas is gonna love this!

We'll definitely be official Buck Douglas space spotters now!

I don't think we will.

BUCK DOUGLAS!?!!!???

He's off the telly!

But if Buck Douglas is the little green man, who is--, I mean--, what if he--, but he--, if he's on the-- Right, I don't understand.

Buck Douglas has been camping out in the woods and faking all the alien sightings in Pontypandy, Elvis.

He's been flying drones around to look like spaceships, just like Joe and Bella's pizza delivery ones! They used to say "batteries", that's how I worked it out. HE'S JUST A BIG LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He must've been doing that all over the country.

AND he's been getting us to buy his STUPID book so he look at all the right places...

...which is why he gets sightings of aliens from his show...

...and more people watching it.

Well done, Norman. You've found the truth.

Well, I knew it was out there somewhere, Sam.

Is there anything you like to say to the people of Pontypandy, Mr. Douglas?!

This is so... not spacetastic. [He puts his hand to his face.]

You can say that again.

We don't need to be official "Buck Douglas" space spotters! I'm going to start my own show: "Norman Price, Alien Finder"!

Ha-ha-ha! Come on everyone! Let's get back to Pontypandy.

I'll have my own coat, my own hat, a special alien scanner, and my own book about how you really find aliens, not made-up ones, real alien! [Norman Price continues talking as his voice trails and camera pans up to end the movie]

And now, for something really exciting: Pontypandy Planet Online have an exclusive; the unveiling of the new Hollywood Jupiter!

Behold, the Jupiter 2000! [Jupiter 2000's new siren blares as it drives out of the garage and then idles and Flex Dexter looks to the right.]

Not only does he have bigger and brighter lights... [Jupiter 2000 blows its horn and blares its siren and Mike Flood covers his ears] He's got a really loud siren!

He's got crown-plated exhaust pipes and a stunning flame decal.

And just wait till you see what he's got in his trailer!

All the gizmos and gadgets and epic action movie firefighting hero could wish for.

We have the supercharged mega cutting Jaws of Life...! [The jaws of life rapidly cuts due to Mike Flood's shaking.]

Oh, wow!

Oh, snappy.

And we got these thermal dynamic laser guided heat sensing goggles. [Joe hits the phone's camera.]

And we got a really big axe.

That one is-a really disappointing.

But just wait till you see this.

I feel the need...

The need for speed!

Heat seeks, Flex!

Yippee-ka-yay...!

You've seen it here first; The Jupiter 2000 is rocket-powered!