Sam Jones quotes from Fireman Sam

Thank you Sam, thank you, me and my poor Norman could've lost everything.

Well at least this little fella's safe.

Snuggle Bun!

It was your electric blanket that caused the fire Dilys.

That's strange?, I've had it 40 years and it's never been a problem before.

You have to be careful with old ones, if you don't store them right they can be dangerous.

Bella

So where are you going to sleep now Norman?

I'm too tired to care, anywhere will do, Mam, can Woolly stay with me?

All right then, just this once.

Thanks mam.

London's burning, London's burning, call the engines, call the engines, Fire fire, Fire fire, pour the water.

What's this for Penny, washing the wax out of an elephants ear?

Oh! Great balls of fire!

It's a grease gun, hand it over Elvis, I need to grease the squeaky wheel, It's been driving Sam mad.

Oh, need a hand Sam?

No thank you Elvis [He puts the hard hats in Jupiter, but then notices Elvis' face] Elvis, just look at your face! Are you going on the war path?

No, I had an accident with Penny's grease gun.

Well you better go and get cleaned up. We can't let standards drop just because Station Officer Steele's away!

Don't forget your sandwiches Norman, they're your favourite.

Thanks Mom, I'll bring you back some gold if I find any.

Go on! Shoo! Those turkey sandwiches are for my little explorer! Oh that Dusty can smell meat a mile off!

Station Officer Steele likes his roast dinners too. He could do with watching his waste line!

Oi! Clear off greedy guts!

And if one green bottle should accidentally fall, they'll be five green bottles hanging on the wall.

Shh, listen.

Mandy, Norman!

Mam!

Right children, I want you to make as much noise as possible.

Mam!

Sam!

Fireman Sam!

Mandy, where are you?

Mam!, Mam!

Fireman Sam!

Get that dog off me!

Don't worry, we'll soon get you free, on the count of three, pull, One, Two, Three.

I don't think that's going to work.

We need something slippery.

Yes, and I know just the thing [Sam grabs his walkie-talkie] Penny, you know that grease gun of yours, well I've had and idea.

Here it is Sam, I've filled it up like you said.

Right, One, Two, Three.

Hooray! Fireman Sam!

It's all right now, everything's okay.

Clear off you bushy tailed menace!

Hm. Looks like he's gnawed out our kettle flex.

Don't worry, Sam. I'll make you some nice cup of tea.

Let's fix that flex first, Elvis.

There we are Elvis, good as new.

Thanks Penny.

Great Fires of London, there's a fire at the Flood's House!, we'd better get going.

C'mon Elvis, no time for a brew now.

Oh.

So that's why I been snee Achoo! sneezing so much.

I'm sorry Mam, can I still keep him?, he won't be any more bother I promise.

Absolutely not!

Aw Mam.

Your mum's right Mandy, Squirrels don't make good pets, they can bite and they really belong in the wild, he's too much of a live wire to be a pet.

Ah, ACHOO!.

Bless you.

There's Ursa Major, the Great Bear and look there's Ursa Minor, the Little Bear, can you see them?

No and I can't see mother bear or Goldilocks either.

Oh well, they don't look much like bears, point the telescope over there Sarah, you should be able to see Venus one of the planets.

Venus? Lemme, Lemme, Lemme!, I wanna see if there are any bug-eyed monsters!

Don't be silly Norman.

There's an alien, it's all hairy and those eyes.

Let me look,[sees Rosa asleep on the wall]Oh it's only Rosa.

Hey what's that!

Must be a shooting star.

No it wasn't Sam, it was an alien spacecraft from the planet Venus.

Oh, there it is Bella, the alien spaceship what took my precious Norman.

Bella

Is a getting closer [through binoculars, a bright light can be seen] is a coming straight for us.

Stands to reason if they are looking for intelligent life forms.

Bella

Oh, is a hideous, is a terrifying, it's a Ohh!

Norman!

There you go ladies, one green life form safe and sound.

Mam!

Norman my little precious. [kisses Norman]

Oh Mam!

Eugh, You taste like Pea soup, Norman, is that my cooking foil?

Ah.

You got no chance, not against my prize pet.

Norman, if Station Officer Steele sees that lamb of yours.

He'll make him station mascot straight away.

Great Fires of London! He's gobbled all our geraniums!

[Comes outside and see what's happening] Oh! Get that sheepskin dustbin away from my station!

He only eats when he's nervous, it's the thrill of the competition.

Bet Norman feels sheepish!

By the way, have you seen Mrs. Lasagne's cat anywhere? She thinks her Rosa will make a perfect mascot and--

MRRREEOOWEOWW!!! [Rosa scratches Steele's fingers]

YEEEEOWWW!!! [Steele covers his hurt fingers and sticks them in his mouth, muffling his speech]

Sorry, what did you say?

I said, that's another animal disqualified!

Seems Dusty's got a good chance to be mascot.

Yeah!

Provided he's washed and cleaned.

You mean, Dusty needs a-?

Bath?

I'm honoured that you have chosen me to be the leader of Pontypandy's First Neighbourhood Watch committee.

That's strange, I don't remember choosing a leader, maybe that was the day we were abducted by aliens.

Or maybe we all bumped our heads and lost our memories.

[Clears Throat] My vision is to make Pontypandy the safest neighbourhood in Wales, we shall all make Pontypandy free from crime and look after each other.

If you ask me it's about time, sweets go missing from the shop everyday [Dilys doesn't notice a hand reaching into a biscuit jar] just last week my liquorice all sorts vanished without a trace.

My firefighters have agreed to join the Neighbourhood Watch scheme, I now call on everyone to do the same.

Great, let's start our very own Neighbourhood Watch scheme.

We'll help people in trouble.

Yes, just like the Pontypandy firefighters, let's tell Uncle Sam, come on.

Well-

Uncle Sam.

We're gonna start our very own Neighbourhood Watch.

Good idea.

Yes indeed, I knew my speech would inspire the young people.

So you don't mind if we use the garden shed at the fire station as our headquarters.

Hmm, very well.

Just hold on Dad, everything's gonna be okay.

Thank goodness, here comes Fireman Sam.

Don't worry Mike, we'll have you down in no time.

But Sam, what are we gonna do, the Simon Snorkel isn't working.

Let's try and see how far it will reach [Sam goes up in the Simon Snorkel, but it stops a very inches, Sam tries to reach Mike, but it's no use] I still can't quite get him.

Whoops.

Great Fires of London, the leaver's come unstuck.

Oh dear.

[Singing inside the fire station kitchen] Sticky toffee just like the hood.

Nice song Elvis. Is it one of your own?

Hi Penny, just uh making some uh toffee apples for Bella's little Halloween do tonight, not much of a toffee fan myself of course.

'Course not.

No more of a keep fit kinda guy, like you.

Attention men, Elvis, Penny, where's Sam?

Here sir, ready for what's sure to be a busy night.

I just wanted to have a brief chat with you all about the procedure for Halloween. Elvis Cridlington, what in blazes are you up too?

He's making toffee apples sir, doesn't like 'em himself of course.

Yes well, procedure Halloween, a lot of children, a lot of excitement, but a lot of trouble too. Especially with young Price around.

Don't worry sir. We'll keep an eye on young vampire Price.

There's mischief in the air.

And there's toffee in me hair!

Problem, Sam?

Jupiter just can't handle these muddy mountain roads. We'll have to go the rest of the way in Venus. Can you give me a hand with the gear?

But I sill want everyone to be careful. If there's a problem, Tom our animal expert will be on hand to help.

Yeah too right, wild animals can be dangerous. I remember once when I was swimming in the creek back home when a baby croc bit me on the a--.

Uh yes thank you Tom! I'm sure we don't want to alarm anyone.