[Scene opens at the fire station, where we see Penny doing maintenance on Jupiter while sing the song London's Burning]
London's burning, London's burning, call the engines, call the engines, Fire fire, Fire fire, pour the water.
[At that moment, Elvis comes into the picture and picks up the grease gun with curiosity]
What's this for Penny, washing the wax out of an elephants ear?
[Then, he suddenly squirts himself with grease]
Oh! Great balls of fire!
It's a grease gun, hand it over Elvis, I need to grease the squeaky wheel, It's been driving Sam mad.
[Then right on cue, Sam walks in carrying two hard hats with lights on them]
Oh, need a hand Sam?
No thank you Elvis [He puts the hard hats in Jupiter, but then notices Elvis' face] Elvis, just look at your face! Are you going on the war path?
[Elvis notices the grease on his face and then looks at his reflection on Jupiter's mirror]
No, I had an accident with Penny's grease gun.
Well you better go and get cleaned up. We can't let standards drop just because Station Officer Steele's away!
[Penny chuckles]
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