TV show quotes
I Know What You'll Mean...I...Can't Either Walk Straight...Or Fly! [Tries To Fly, But Falls on The Floor]
I Can't Even Lift This 1 Ton Safe! [Tries To Lift Up This Safe, But Failed] Nothing!
[Tries To Heat Up These Hot Dog Sausages] Oh No! My Heat Vision Is Gone! I Can't Heat Up These Hot Dogs!
Wait! I Think My X-Ray Vision Is Back! I Can See Your Pants Through Your Underwear!
[Fanboy and Chum Chum see Kyle in their crystal ball]
Woah, What is that thing? [Kyle Appears In A Crystal Ball] Hey, it's Kyle!
What are you doing in Dollarnator's snow globe?
That's my palantír, you dimwitted delinquents! Stay right where you are. [switches the background from his living room to the Fanlair] I've been looking for you all night. Where is he? What have you done with him?
Woah, Easy There, Kyle, We Don't Know What You're Talking About!
[beatboxes] Ain't no party like a Freezy Freeze Party, cause a Freezy Freeze Party don't stop!
You Know I Remember? I-I Picked You Up And We All Peaked Out on That Sweet Birthday Cake! [He Laughs, Bops his neck and Belches Out The Flan Bits]
[upon seeing a devoured Professor Flan] Oh, Professor Flan... [hangs head] Maybe I can Bake you back together with all that's left! [gathers flan bits and leaves]
Sandy, You're Ok! [Notices That Boog's Car is Vibrating] What The? [Boog's Car Starts Vibrating Again] That Doesn't Like Sandy! [An Angry Lenny Jumps On Boog's Face] AHHH!!!
YOU'VE LOCKED ME IN YOUR TRUNK ALL NIGHT!
Sorry, Leonard, I-I Forgot! Y-Y-You're Just not Memberable to me!
Wha...What's Going On?!?
Good news! We Found Our Underwear!
Oh Yeah, And There's a Frosty Freezy Freeze Monster Running Amok Inside The Store.
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!
Relax, Lenny! Now That We Have Our Underwear, Chum Chum And I Will Handle This!
Uh, I Little Privacy Please?
[Turns away And Looks at F&C] What Does Underwear Have to Do With Defeating a Ferocious Ice Monster?!
It's Simple. Now That We Have our underwear Back... [F&C Throws Their Frosty Freezy Freeze Cups On The Floor And Putting Their Underwear Back On] We Have Our Powers Back!
You Guys Don't Have Any Powers!
don't we? You See Leonard, our underwear Isn't Just tighty and whitey...
It's...MIGHTY!
Now, stay outta sighty! We'll handle this fighty.
Yeah, and try not to miss it, cause it's gonna be...brief!
[they laugh]
Let's roll.
Power of...FLIGHT!!!
I Still Can't Believe You Guys Have Powers!
With Great Underwear Comes Great Underwear-ability.
[last Lines]
[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Can You Open This, Fanboy?
[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Nope. Boy, That Jar. They're Real Tight!
You Guys Have Superpowers, But You Can't Open a Mayonnaise Jar?!
Well The Mayonnaise isn't Imposing a major threat, Now is it?
Guys, I Just Decoded a Video Record of Last night's crazy mad Cap Adventures, And Hijinx And Things of this nature! Check it!
[The episode ends with a flashback of everything Fanboy and Chum Chum did when high on the Frosty Freezy Freeze, ending with "THE END" sketched on the backs of their underwear.]
Hello? Trick or Treat! We've got empty pails here!
[opens door] KEEP AWAY!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Huh? Oops, sorry! Wrong face. [switches to his good face] There, that's a lot less scary now, isn't it?
[Kyle doesn't like F&C's "Haunted House" idea]
Oh, please! The only reaction you two could evoke are cries of boredom. Zing!
Are you saying you have a better idea than hot dog fingers, with ketchup blood?
Urrrrgh. As a matter of fact...I do!
[Necronomicon has finished his introduction and Kyle appeared]
Shall we begin? Let us all join hands.
Hey, Kyle? If we're holding hands, how are they gonna fill the spaghetti and grapes?
[growls and knocks the spaghetti bowl away] ENOUGH WITH THE SPAGHETTI AND GRAPES! [Takes Fanboy's hand, and they join the others] Oh, powerful spirits from beyond. We who are among the living, who humbly implore, and invite you to --
Ahem. Uh, Kyle? We're kinda on a time crunch here?
Oh, very well! [avatar state] Demon from the depths of the underworld, I summon thee! I SUMMON THEE!!!
[Kyle is blamed for what he did to help F&C]
Ahh! Kyle! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
We told you this was over your head!
[Fanboy kicks Kyle out]
[off camera, referring to the new Mr. Trick] And what happened next, a miracle they say. Mr. Trick's pumpkin head grew two smiles that day!
[Last lines]
[sadly] My candy! My beautiful symmetrical candy.
Cheer up, Oz. You saved Halloween!
How about a treat, boys?
Candy! [They each take a handful of candy and chew them]
Smile!
[F&C smile, revealing that their teeth turned pink from the candy]
[at the camera] They don't call me Mr. Trick for nothing!
[They smile at the camera as the scene fades out]
[At beginning of episode]
Tonight's Episode: Look What The Cat Dragged In!
[chuckles maniacally] Well, Super Chum! Prepare to be destroyed yet again by the world's greatest criminal mind: FANNIHILATOR! [evil laugh]
You've never destroyed me!
What?! I've destroyed you tons of times! Eh, like, what about that time when you were standing in the town square and I fired that ray that turned you to stone and exploded you? [chuckles maniacally]
That was the town statue of me.
Oh. No wonder those Pigeons were trying to protect you.
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