“Super Chums” quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Tonight's Episode: Look What The Cat Dragged In!

[chuckles maniacally] Well, Super Chum! Prepare to be destroyed yet again by the world's greatest criminal mind: FANNIHILATOR! [evil laugh]

Super Chum

You've never destroyed me!

What?! I've destroyed you tons of times! Eh, like, what about that time when you were standing in the town square and I fired that ray that turned you to stone and exploded you? [chuckles maniacally]

Super Chum

That was the town statue of me.

Oh. No wonder those Pigeons were trying to protect you.

Super Chum

Super Chums, report! Any signs of Copy Kitten?

Quadrant one, all clear!

Quadrant two, all clears.

Quadrant three, all clear, hey!

I'm talking to my watch!

You Are Defeated, Super Chum! Meow, Tell me. TELL ME! I AM YOUR BEST...ARCH...NEMESIS! [Fannihilator Gasps when Copy Kitten Said That]

Super Chum

You're...My Best...Arch... [Slow-Mo] NEMESIS?!?

[Upset, Then Grows Bigger Than Copy Kitten, Enraged] NO!!!! I'M HIS BEST ARCH NEMESIS!

So, that means we're...best nemeses again!

Super Chum

Why don't we be...best friends instead?

Really? Oh! Well, uh, that's great too! I mean, uh, yeah! Friends! Uh, what are you doing next Tuesday? Actually, strike that, what are you doing this Tuesday? Too desperate?

Super Chum

Uh, yeah.

What will Fannihilator and Super Chum do next Tuesday? Find out next week, on "The Amazing, Incredible Adventures of Super Chum"!

[angrily] And Fannihilator!

And Fannihilator! Oh-ho-ho, sorry about that.