BBart
Eat my shorts!
"Eat my shorts". I love that. Is that a popular expression like "what the deuce"?
Probably more popular.
“The Simpsons Guy” · Season 13
In this episode: Peter Griffin (2), Lois Griffin (2), Homer (2), Stewie Griffin (1), Brian (1)
Thank you so much for putting us up until we find our car.
MMarge
And thank you for not being a band of hippie murderers.
Alright Peter. If we're gonna find your car, we've got to think like a car. So let's fill up at that gas station.
[Cut to the two getting wasted after trying to "fill up" by drinking gasoline.]
I feel sick...
Keep drinking! I prepaid 40 bucks!
H-Homer Maybe we're doing this wrong.
[They see a woman using a gas pump to fuel a car. They realize.]
Oh crap.
[They begin to take off their pants. Cut to a Germany adult store named Video Erötich.]
Haben Sie Homer und Peter mit Chevron pump? (Have you got Homer and Peter with the Chevron pump?)
[Clerk points to a shelf of porn videos which is revealed to be "Gassensexen" Starring Homer and Peter.]
[after Homer drinks some Pawtucket Patriot Ale]
That's pretty good, right?
No.
Huh?
It's not good. This beer tastes exactly like Duff. It's just a lousy ripoff!
Hey, whoa whoa whoa! It's not a ripoff of Duff! It may have been inspired by Duff, but I...I like to think it goes in a different direction.
No, this is just the same as Duff, but, like, worse!
Hey, come on, now, this is my favorite beer you're talking about! Hell, I work for the company. It's my livelihood!
MMoe
[takes the beer] Oh, yeah? Well, your livelihood is based on fraud. Look at this. [Rips off the Pawtucket Patriot Ale label, revealing the Duff Beer label underneath] Huh?!
[gasps] IT IS DUFF! Your beer is in big trouble! You can't just slap a new label on something and call it your own!
Well, maybe Duff should be in trouble for, you know, not being that great.
[gasps] Duff is an ICON!
Yeah, but some folks prefer Pawtucket Pat. I mean, don't get me wrong. I used to love Duff when I was younger, but, I haven't even had it in 13 years.
[Blue-Haired Lawyer appears]
BHBlue-Haired Lawyer
Be that as it may, I represent the Duff Brewery. And you sir, as a representative of Pawtucket Patriot Ale, are being sued for intellectual theft and patent infringement.
Ah-ha! Intellectual infringement. What do you have to say about that, Griffin?!
D'oh!
CBComic Book Guy
Worst chicken fight ever.
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