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Family Guy · Season 11

“Turban Cowboy” quotes from Family Guy

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“Turban Cowboy” · Season 11

In this episode: Peter Griffin (3), Lois Griffin (1), Glenn Quagmire (1), Joe Swanson (1)

[while Peter, Quagmire and Joe are about to skydive]

Whoa, is that Harrison Ford?

Yeah, it said in the brochure that he assists with all the jumps.

FFord

[while throwing the passengers off the plane] Get off my plane! Get off my plane! Get off my plane!

Oh look, he even brought Calista Flockhart with him.

["Calista" is revealed to be a piece of paper flying in the wind]

Uh, Peter, I think that's just a piece of paper.

Good, cuz she looks fat.

FFord

[throws Peter out the plane] Get off my plane! [throws Quagmire out the plane] Get off my plane! [throws Joe off his wheelchair and out the plane] Get off my plane!

[the phone rings]

Hello?

[it's Peter]:

Is dinner almost ready?

Yes, Peter. God, where are you? I can barely hear you.

Pull back my chair ever so slightly.

[Lois complies and Peter crashes through the ceiling of the house]

Ahh, Daddy's home.

[at the Angry Birds mobile game]

[crashes through the obstacles, clearing the pigs] Go, go, go, go, go, go...oh, he so should've died!

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