[Peter goes to the bathrooms at the Chinese restaurant, but doesn't understand the themed gender labels]
Huh, samurai or geishas ... Which one am I? I'll just wait 'til somebody else goes in. [two Asian people with unidentifiable genders go into both bathrooms] Well, that wasn't helpful.
[as Peter is unable to stand up due to his sleeping feet] By the way, you're down to 5% battery.
Look, this-- this right here-- is exactly why I've been avoiding you. I knew you'd embarrass me in front of Stryker.
Who cares? He's just some dude.
He's not just some dude. He happens to be the cool friend I've ever had!
What are you talking about? We're cool.
Oh, yeah? Well, then why did those teenagers on the way in say, "Cool wheelchair, dick"?
Hey, look, Peter if you're so embarrassed by us and you think we're losers, well, then we don't want to hang out with you, either!
Good! Who needs you bums? I got Stryker!
Oh, yeah? Well, I hope you two are happy together, you jerk!
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