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Family Guy · Season 13

Homer, Peter and others in “The Simpsons Guy”

Alright Peter. If we're gonna find your car, we've got to think like a car. So let's fill up at that gas station.

[Cut to the two getting wasted after trying to "fill up" by drinking gasoline.]

I feel sick...

Keep drinking! I prepaid 40 bucks!

H-Homer Maybe we're doing this wrong.

[They see a woman using a gas pump to fuel a car. They realize.]

Oh crap.

[They begin to take off their pants. Cut to a Germany adult store named Video Erötich.]

Haben Sie Homer und Peter mit Chevron pump? (Have you got Homer and Peter with the Chevron pump?)

[Clerk points to a shelf of porn videos which is revealed to be "Gassensexen" Starring Homer and Peter.]

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