[after Homer drinks some Pawtucket Patriot Ale]
That's pretty good, right?
No.
Huh?
It's not good. This beer tastes exactly like Duff. It's just a lousy ripoff!
Hey, whoa whoa whoa! It's not a ripoff of Duff! It may have been inspired by Duff, but I...I like to think it goes in a different direction.
No, this is just the same as Duff, but, like, worse!
Hey, come on, now, this is my favorite beer you're talking about! Hell, I work for the company. It's my livelihood!
[takes the beer] Oh, yeah? Well, your livelihood is based on fraud. Look at this. [Rips off the Pawtucket Patriot Ale label, revealing the Duff Beer label underneath] Huh?!
[gasps] IT IS DUFF! Your beer is in big trouble! You can't just slap a new label on something and call it your own!
Well, maybe Duff should be in trouble for, you know, not being that great.
[gasps] Duff is an ICON!
Yeah, but some folks prefer Pawtucket Pat. I mean, don't get me wrong. I used to love Duff when I was younger, but, I haven't even had it in 13 years.
[Blue-Haired Lawyer appears]
Be that as it may, I represent the Duff Brewery. And you sir, as a representative of Pawtucket Patriot Ale, are being sued for intellectual theft and patent infringement.
Ah-ha! Intellectual infringement. What do you have to say about that, Griffin?!
D'oh!
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