DSDiane Simmons
Well, it's a shame that you have to die, Lois. But look on the bright side, you'll be a story on the 6 o'clock news. You know, unless a local cat does something funny.
Diane, please, please don’t do this! I won't tell anybody, I swear to God!
DSDiane Simmons
That's right, you won't. Goodbye, Lois.
[Diane is then sniped from behind and she falls off a cliff to her death, screaming.]
Hello? Is anyone there? Whoever you are, thank you.
[As Lois walks away, Stewie is revealed to be the shooter.]
If anybody's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me.
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