A long time ago, when the gays weren't all in your face about it…
“Something, Something, Something, Dark Side” · Season 8
In this episode: Chris Griffin (2), Peter Griffin (1)
It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. But you know this story.
What you may not know is that 20th Century Fox had so little faith in the "Star Wars" franchise that they let George Lucas keep all the merchandising rights.
Are you listening, stockholders? How can you invest in a company that makes such short-sighted decisions? I mean, this is the same company that canceled "Family Guy" twice. Who's running that joint? Monkeys? I mean, if they're gonna be that foolish with their money, then I guess that means we can be foolish with their money, too. Like spending a bunch of it to animate a computer generated cartoon elephant that has nothing to do with the rest of the episode.
Did you see that? Know what that cost? $58,000. I mean, what a waste. It wasn't even that funny. That's $58,000 that could have gone to curing leukemia. Or muscular dystrophy. Or... what does Michael J. Fox have? That. Alright, let's watch some goddamn cartoons.
VVader (Stewie)
Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Y'know? I mean it doesn't have to be as father and son, it can be just as, a-y'know- as two really close guys who just happen to be men y'know, just, two good-lookin' guys sharin' a cramped office runnin' the galaxy together — y'know just, gettin' the job done y'know — maybe we, maybe we do it occasionally, but it's not weird, y'know, cause we're just, two guys with ragin' goals, y'know? I mean it's not even about the doin' it part — but thats a part of it — but it's not- it's not the whole thing.
LLeia (Lois)
Luke- if that's you, wave your right hand! [pause] No, your RIGHT hand!
CChris (Luke)
It's ME, you fuckers!!!
[Peter finishes telling the story]
The end.
[The power comes back on and the Griffins cheer]
Well, let's see Robot Chicken top this one.
Actually, I think they did a pretty good job of that already, Dad.
Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I don't watch Comedy Central.
It's on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, Dad. I'm pretty sure you know that.
I don't know that. I haven't seen that show in a while and I don't know that anyone else has.
I think plenty of people have. Their fans are pretty loyal to them.
Oh, yeah? All 42 of them?
[sighs] I'm not gonna let you get to me this time, Dad. I'm not gonna let you get to me.
Well, maybe I got time for another story then. It's called Without a Paddle.
FUCK YOU, DAD! [storms off]
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