Do I look alright!? I'm hideous. I'm half scarecrow, half Andy Griffith!
S5 E5Jack of All Trades
S5 E6Worst Case Scenario
You call that 5 minutes?
4 mins 32 seconds actually, I bet time crawls by when your sinking to your doom.
mmmmm fair point, why don't we get me out of the quicksand then!
Frodo has reached Mordor!
(to Zane) You haul ass to work on your abs but when I need a lock by-passed, you just take your time.
S5 E7Ex Machina
[On the phone] What, is Homeland Security too busy groping people to make a phone call?
How do you know about secret passage ways around GD anyway? You and Carter been playing security guard and sexy cat burglar?
My lips are sealed.
Oh, thank you!
The DoD says to take your balls and go home Major.
MMajor
[Holding official orders] So it says.
S5 E8In Too Deep
Do you know how Fargo's been living on my couch and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend, it's not healthy... So I'm wondering in your lovable and tactful way if you could maybe...
Kick him to the curb?
Glad we understand each other.
S5 E9Smarter Carter
What the hell is a "reproductive clause"?
Well boss, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
[After Martin's car explodes] Tough break college! Science is fun.
Doug, why are you here?
Because you're my Princess Leia.
S5 E10The Honeymooners
I guess Fiji can wait.
Why don't you bring in a some of her favorite things. Ah, some music, photos your dorky little D&D game.
That is not dorky.
Really? Yeah, it is, actually.
S5 E11Mirror, Mirror
So what do you figure? We gonna blow something up or get covered in goo?
Why are you so pessimistic?
Really?
Right. I think I'm gonna go with goo.
I'll go with explosion.
We're green across the board, well how do you like that, everything went perfect.
It worked!
I cleared my whole morning for damage control.
Me too.
Coffee?
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