Eureka Season 4 quotes

Grace

This is Eureka. We solve the impossible every day.

Zane

(instructing Jo) Drop and give me 50 harmonic issolations... Cupcake.

(to Dr. San Agustin) Well, uh, on that note, I'll let you get back to work.

Carter

Yeah, I should do the same.

Oh, you are working.

For me. Things will be heating up around here with the tighter deadlines. I'd appreciate your help with extra security.

Carter

Well, I'd love to, but, uh, I'm the town sheriff. So I have sheriffy things to do.

That's politician speak for, "you have to."

What do you say we patch you up and send you to space?

Henry

Uh... I say: when can we get started?

Grace

What's your success rate?

Oh, on people? Oh, uh, Sample size is too small to be significant. Um... healed a lot of pigs though. Truckloads... of them...

Holly

We should just have sex. Our budding urges are interfering with our professional ambitions.

Fargo

(momentarily speechless) Wait, "our" urges? You mean, like, mutual?

Holly

Definitely. So that's why I think the most sensible course of action is to satisfy them.

Fargo

What, now?!

Holly

Yeah. The sooner we consummate, the sooner we concentrate!

(beginning his reevaluation of Jack and Allison's relationship using the BioCortex Recorder) So, you two claim to work well together, despite your personal relationship.

Carter

But we DO work well together, I mean we can think of hundreds of (cuts off as images start filing the screen)

Excellent! I think we have what we need!

Allison

(surprised) Oh!

Carter

That's it?

Well what were you expecting, The Spanish Inquisition?

Carter

Well...no one EXPECTS The Spanish Inquisition.

Fargo

(running with Holly) Maybe we should do some more practice questions. I mean, you can never be too prepared.

Holly

No, Doug, we went on this run to take our minds off the interviews!

An excellent idea. Best not to focus on the many, MANY ways that you could choke. (begins to ride off) Well, may the best man, blah, blah, blah...

Fargo

Oh, (exhales) now I'm really stressed. And kinda homicidal.

Ms. Lupo, would you please tell Sheriff Carter that I'm receiving a call for police assistance at Dr. Welke's farm?

Carter

I've got ears, S.A.R.A.H., I'm right here.

Lupo

Dr. Welke's part of the Austraeus crew...Did he, uh, did he mention what happened?

He is reporting that Lenore has liquified.

Carter

Excuse me?

Jo

Come on. It'll be like old times, we'll do it together.

Carter

You hate jobs like this. Have you met you!?

Carter

So first my PDA has a camera, and now black holes are everywhere? People need to know these things!

I have a girlfriend. Her name is science.