(looks at his arm, which has caught fire) Hmm, I seem to be conflagrating. Oh dear.
S4 E4The Story of O2
S4 E5Crossing Over
CClaudia
This is Eureka! I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Consider yourself lucky.
[wanting to impress Claudia] One day of getting to look like I know what I am doing, was that too much to ask for?
Evidently.
CClaudia
You can trust me, I was a Campfire Girl.
Please tell me you kept the uniform... [Claudia looks at him] ...for posterity.
[to Fargo, who's head is lying on top of a mine] I need to put this on the mine where your head is.
But my head is where my head is.
This will help keep it that way.
S4 E6Momstrosity
I call it Ode to Jo:
I think that I shall never know,
A creature lovely as my Jo.
This morning's breath I smell so sweet,
With hints of cheese and last night's meat.
You were talking about his mom. If you were bragging about going on a date with my mom I'd run off into the woods too!
Then I'll be sure never to tell you about it.
Nothing like being pinned by a killer robot to make you want your mom.
S4 E7Stoned
How're we doing?
Well we're not garden statuary anymore.
Anything else you want while I'm in there? Launch codes? Defense plans? TARDIS blueprints?
(to Carter) Zoe asked me advice about her 'new guy'. Her "new" guy is my "old" guy?!
S4 E8The Ex-Files
(Carter finds Nathan Stark in his office.)
Am I crazy?
You're not crazy. Go ahead, pinch me.
I don't want to pinch you.
You know you want to.
No, I really don't!
(Stark slaps Carter.)
OW!
Told you I'm real.
I'm tried of having to hear about the shoes I have to fill.
(proudly) Size 13! (quietly) Just saying.
(After Henry's shop nearly shakes apart.)
That was a little too close to home.
Yeah. "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
(Carter is staring at a destroyed bridge.)
I just don't get it.
(Behind him, Stark is suntanning.)
It's science, Carter. No one expects you to get it.
(Carter turns.)
Well, if it's... (sees Stark) Put a shirt on!
Hey, this is your fantasy, not mine.
Nightmare!
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