TV show quotes
This ion beam thingy, that is what, exactly?
Irradiated uranium isotopes.
Oh God!
Oh death ray. Why didn't you just say "death ray"?
[...]
I searched your entire database and there's not one single record of silos or irradiated isotopes or ionosphere particles.
Did you try "death ray"?
If you want sex, reverse the hex.
Sheriff, at any point when you picked him up, the car ride, the long walk down here, happen to notice this guy's not all there?
Yeah, there may have been signs.
[Reading memorial plaque on wall while strapped into an experimental chair] "In memory of Skippy."
Oh, he was everyone's favorite test chimp.
Did he die on this thing!?
No! The autopsy was inconclusive.
I don't know what's going on, but my gut says it's bad.
His guts should have told you that.
Okay, let’s say someone literally is speed-freaking. Uh, what signs would I look for?
Besides running at 600 miles an hour?
Put the gun down, Dylan.
Why? So I can go to jail for the rest of my life?
Damn straight!
Not helping!
This is obstruction of justice.
How do you figure?
You’re making me late for work.
(Kisses Raynes) That's for coming back... (punches him) and that's for leaving
[on radio] S2 to S1. Repeat S2 to S1, over.
Jo, it's just you and me you can feel free to be a little less formal. [Radio silence] Over.
There's an electrical problem at Osbourne's farm on the way into town, over.
See was that so hard?
You didn't say over.
I know, it's gonna bug her all day long.
(about seeing Beverly) Actually, my Dad’s making me go here. Apparently I have "issues" with "authority" and "listening" and... I don’t know, other stuff. I wasn’t really paying attention, so...
You okay?
It's just my luck right? All the good ones are either gay, married, or robots.
(while Stark is testing his invention) Why are you trying to access my file?
To see if you’re remotely qualified to be tapping into my cerebral cortex.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
What?
It's really creepy in there.
That's some really sharp police work Carter.
It's well documented Allison. A siesta works. It increases worker satisfaction and productivity and it is a dying art.
Napping is not an art.
Well, you haven't seen me nap, I take it to a whole new level.
I'm sure you did a great job in the last town you worked in-
America, Fargo. I was a US Marshal, America was my last town.
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