[about Luka] I think maybe you should talk to him. He seems a little depressed.
He's European. That's his baseline.
S9 E13No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
What is it with this country? Nobody takes responsibility for anything. Always looking for someone else to blame, someone to sue.
If you don't like it here, go back to Croatia. Not near as many lawyers. A lot more land mines, though.
FFiona
Her boyfriend cheated on her and she went on a banana-split spree.
So you called 911?
FFiona
I didn't. She did. She wanted to get her stomach pumped. She must have ate, like, 50,000 calories. Sometimes she binges and purges.
Sometimes? She's lost her gag reflex from sticking her finger down her throat so many times.
Luka, obviously she has an eating disorder.
No. I'll tell you what an eating disorder is. It's when a mother hasn't eaten in six days because she's giving what little food she has to her three children. She just cost the hospital three thousand dollars and for what? So she doesn't put on a pound? [walks out]
Luka...
FFiona
It's cheaper than liposuction.
[after Elizabeth turned down a date] All I know is that if a cute guy wants to go out with you and you're not interested the least you could do is introduce me.
S9 E14No Strings Attached
Don't worry. Rocket Romano never lets anything happen to pretty girls like you.
Not everyone's an opportunistic ass like you.
Uh... So I've been told.
S9 E15A Boy Falling Out of the Sky
[leaving a message on Luka's answering machine] Yeah, Luka. This is Kerry Weaver. I'm down two attendings and up forty patients. If you don't get in here and start working your scheduled shifts, I'm gonna call the INS, tell them your green card's a fake and have your ass deported!
Women don't know what the hell they want! Am I right? I'm right, right? They don't want a commitment until you give it to 'em, then they want their freedom. So, naturally, you oblige. Then they accuse you of trying to be with somebody else. I'm telling you, you can't win.
Women can be hard to figure out sometimes.
Sometimes? Now you know who's got it all figured out I think? Homosexuals. No, I'm serious. Just listen to me. Look, there's two guys living together: toilet seat's always up, channel's always on ESPN. You can drink beers in the bed, leave your clothes on the floor. I'm telling you, gay cats got it good.
Why are you telling me this?
I have no idea.
[about her blind date] Let's put it this way: I almost had to fake it.
An orgasm?
A seizure.
What do I want? I want you to stop being so afraid. I want us to stop being so careful.
I'm not afraid! I'm just...
I want to marry you!
What?
I want to marry you.
Are you proposing?
Yeah.
You're crazy!
Well then, I'll fit right in!
S9 E16A Thousand Cranes
MDr. Meyers
So, what brings you here?
Dr. Weaver. She told me to come.
MDr. Meyers
Well, why do you suppose she wanted us to meet?
You tell me.
MDr. Meyers
That's not quite how it works.
Hey you're a doctor. Someone comes to me with a problem, I tell them how to fix it, so...
MDr. Meyers
Let's start with you telling me...
My problem?
MDr. Meyers
What's on your mind.
My family died during the war in Croatia. So I came to America. I had a relationship with someone I cared about, which I then ruined. So I started looking for the answers in the wrong places, you know like sex, drinking, living fast... Killed a patient I should've saved and then I almost killed a medical student in a car crash so... woke up one morning and everything I had was gone. Gone or broken. [pause] So what do you have for that?
MDr. Meyers
Well, Dr. Kovac, it's not something I can really...
That's what I thought. You should get back to work. Tell Weaver I showed up.
[about Abby] I just don't want...
Yes?
I just don't want you to wanna fix her.
Abby doesn't need to be fixed.
Or heal her or change her.
I love her.
I just don't want you to be waiting for her to change.
I'm not.
She's an amazing person.
I know who she is.
She's an amazing person with certain weaknesses and you'd be lucky to have her, even with those weaknesses, but you have to love her, even if she never changes anything.
So, you're Julia?
Yeah, you're Susan.
Yeah, I work at the hospital.
I know. Sean said that you were the only doctor he ever met who was like a friend. And, um, that you were hot.
[discussing their previous arrest] I don't get how you can roll over like that?
That's the way it works sometimes.
Yeah. If you let it.
What are you going to do, file a lawsuit?
That's one way to fight it.
There is no fighting it.
You know, I don't buy that.
Look, we could be perfect, you know, like Gandhi. But as soon as the crap goes down, we'll be the first ones laid out in the street with a gun to our head. Now, where I grew up, you see it every day. And if it happens to you enough, you get the message. You are not equal. You are not a full citizen. You are first, last, and above all, one thing and one thing only: a suspect.
[Gallant and Pratt are treating the cop who violently racially profiled them earlier in the day]
So uh, this must be a really scary part for you, huh?
MPOfficer Mitch Palnick
What?
Well, all the white folks left. Now it's just you, and couple of niggas with knives.
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