[leaving a message on Luka's answering machine] Yeah, Luka. This is Kerry Weaver. I'm down two attendings and up forty patients. If you don't get in here and start working your scheduled shifts, I'm gonna call the INS, tell them your green card's a fake and have your ass deported!
“A Boy Falling Out of the Sky” · Season 9, Episode 15
In this episode: John Carter (2), Abby Lockhart (1), Kerry Weaver (1), Greg Pratt (1), Susan Lewis (1), Jing-Mei Chen (1)
Women don't know what the hell they want! Am I right? I'm right, right? They don't want a commitment until you give it to 'em, then they want their freedom. So, naturally, you oblige. Then they accuse you of trying to be with somebody else. I'm telling you, you can't win.
Women can be hard to figure out sometimes.
Sometimes? Now you know who's got it all figured out I think? Homosexuals. No, I'm serious. Just listen to me. Look, there's two guys living together: toilet seat's always up, channel's always on ESPN. You can drink beers in the bed, leave your clothes on the floor. I'm telling you, gay cats got it good.
Why are you telling me this?
I have no idea.
[about her blind date] Let's put it this way: I almost had to fake it.
An orgasm?
A seizure.
What do I want? I want you to stop being so afraid. I want us to stop being so careful.
I'm not afraid! I'm just...
I want to marry you!
What?
I want to marry you.
Are you proposing?
Yeah.
You're crazy!
Well then, I'll fit right in!
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