Hey, is that Mr. Arteburn's chart?
Yeah, yeah. Actually, check this out. Blue Cross. Not the HMO, not the PPO. Traditional indemnity plan gold.
Jerry, we treat everyone the same.
I'm just thinking about the budget deficit.
S4 E15Exodus
What if the elevator moves? You could get killed!
Well, then you won't have to worry about a commitment.
Doug, I'm serious!
S4 E16My Brother's Keeper
I took anthropology as an undergraduate. Cro-Magnon man is considered a modern Homo sapien, just like you.
Thank you very much.
I didn't say he was as good looking.
[about Cynthia] She was actually nice to me which is a departure from most women in my life.
MCMillicent Carter
[about John and Chase] All your lives, you've been indulged, and considered it oppression.
[Jerry is cleaning out the Admit area]
Ah, look at that. Twinkies.
You're not gonna eat that?
Why not? They have a shelf life of 7 years. [he checks the label] 1993, I'm in the zone!
I can't go to the movies next Friday, but I can go Saturday. Unless you're too cool to hang out with me.
SAScott Anspaugh
You are pretty sorry.
Speak for yourself, Captain Baldy.
SAScott Anspaugh
Next month, my hair will grow back, and you'll still be sorry.
Yeah, well, just for that, I get to pick the movie
SAScott Anspaugh
No way. No chick flicks.
Oh, right, Mr. "Days of our Lives."
S4 E17A Bloody Mess
Carol, Anna, do you two have plans this evening?
You know I did and then I didn't and now I don't know anymore.
You, Carol, have something that I really envy.
What?
A sex life!
Cheers to that!
I have no complaints in that department!
[to Doug and Mark] I don't know what you two are doing, but I have plans for this evening. So have fun.
Together again.
[notices blood on the floor] Reminds me of "Carrie". The movie, not the attending.
[Dr. Morgenstern is practicing procedures in the morgue]
Kerry Weaver, meet John DeLeo. Welder, father of five. Never retired, despite crippling arthritis. Outlived three of his kids. Never left Chicago.
You know all that about this cadaver?
No. I made it up.
S4 E18Gut Reaction
Do you think of me as diplomatic?
What does that have to do with it?
Answer the question.
Well, it's not the first word that springs to mind, no.
What would the first word be that springs to mind?
Um, stubborn. Opinionated. Insouciant.
Insouciant?
Look it up.
Have you ever removed an entire stomach before?
No. Have you?
In a frog.
What are you wearing tonight?
My velvet dress.
The one you wore last year?
I didn't pass out and rip mine in the parking lot like someone I know.
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