[after Dr. Romano's robotic hand grabs Sam's butt and she unhooks it from its socket] What are you doing?
He just grabbed my ass. [gives the hand to Lewis] Here, take this to church and have it exorcised.
That's right, you keep walking! Right up to the nursing director's office 'cause by the time you get there, there'll be a pink slip waiting for you.
Good! Give me plenty of time to file my sexual harassment lawsuit!
Yes, I do. You can have it back by the end of the day if you learn to behave!
Give me my damned hand back!
Do I need to remind you that I'm in charge here?
You'll have to convince me first.
Pratt is a rabid dog that needs to be taken outside and shot before he infects the rest of the staff.
I've got a rule against ass grabbing.
Break the rules, Pratt. That's what you're good at.
I thought that you were on that chopper.
C Chuck
God, no. They brought their own nurse, and that bitch wouldn't let me fly.
That bitch saved your life!
M Mrs. Marshall
The nurse never came with my medicine.
That's okay. I'm your nurse now.
M Mrs. Marshall
I thought you were my doctor.
That was this morning. Now I'm your nurse.
M Mrs. Marshall
This is a very strange hospital.
[about Chuck] He's intubated with a central line. Who did this?
If you sign here, we can say you did.
[about Luka] Why did you invite him?
Well, you shouldn't have friends who are over 30.
So? I like him. He's cool.
I know what you're trying to do.
And I'd rather not be going out with someone right now, okay?
You're probably not his type. Besides, he's my friend, not yours.
You sent that man up for a pulmonary angiogram?
Dr.Lewis wanted to be sure before heparinising.
I'm not sure my opinion matters.
[to Neela] If you don't think it matters, then it doesn't.
Dr. Kovac! Tell me you did not put a splint on my kid's arm.
I'm sorry, but we're busy trying to find a man's finger right now.
Yeah, and the reason it's missing, is because instead of studying here like I told him, he's off with you playing doctor.
I'm sorry about the splint.
Look. I appreciate you trying to be his friend. I just don't want things to get weird. You're a good guy, I'm sure. But you don't know crap about raising kids. So thanks for the help, but no thanks. I got it covered. [Sam doesn't realize Luka had two children who were killed in the Croatian War]
[about Romano] He had nothing but this place, Kerry. No wife, no kids, everything he ever had, he lost here. At the end of a life, you would think we'd have more to say.
He'll be missed... whether we realize it, or not.
42" plasma screen? Why would you get rid of that?
Well, the Congo isn't exactly HD-ready.
[about Dr. Weaver] Where is she going?
Home, to wait for the Ghost of Christmas Past to show up.
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