“Death and Taxes” quotes from E.R.

Susan

[after Dr. Romano's robotic hand grabs Sam's butt and she unhooks it from its socket] What are you doing?

He just grabbed my ass. [gives the hand to Lewis] Here, take this to church and have it exorcised.

Romano

That's right, you keep walking! Right up to the nursing director's office 'cause by the time you get there, there'll be a pink slip waiting for you.

Good! Give me plenty of time to file my sexual harassment lawsuit!

Romano

Do you mind?

Susan

Yes, I do. You can have it back by the end of the day if you learn to behave!

Romano

Give me my damned hand back!

Romano

Do I need to remind you that I'm in charge here?

Susan

You'll have to convince me first.

Romano

Pratt is a rabid dog that needs to be taken outside and shot before he infects the rest of the staff.

I've got a rule against ass grabbing.

Susan

That's a good rule.

Romano

Break the rules, Pratt. That's what you're good at.