Dubenko Save the cheerleader, save the world. [TV-Show "Heroes" repeated quote]
S13 E16Crisis of Conscience
Neela, let's go scrub.
No. I won't be a part of this.
Fine. Shirley, have Crenshaw get me a surgeon who actually wants to operate. You get out of here, Neela. Now.
Did I mention I hate cheerleaders?
I hate clowns.
I heard Gates was afraid of folk singers.
Hey Mayday, how's it going?
Well, my attending thinks I'm a complete idiot, and Crenshaw's back to being a little bitch.
Gates, I'm worried about you.
Don't worry about me. I'm all right.
No, I'm worried about your ability to do this job and it's too bad because you're good, but you... you lie and you think nothing of it.
S13 E17From Here to Paternity
[to a patient who happens to work in a bakery] What's the deal with wedding cakes? How come they are so expensive? I saw one that cost $2,000.
Can you really put a price on the most special day of your life?
Mmm, what if it sucks?
You want me to talk to this dude because I'm black.
Well, yeah. I mean, you are black, aren't you?
That's wrong, Morris.
What? We do this all the time! If I had a pregnant girl, I might get Abby. Big Croatian, Kovac.
I didn't come to you with my autistic Irish kid.
You could've! You should've!
[slamming her locker door] I knew it!
[startled] What?
You're getting married.
Am not!
Well, why are you looking in the wedding mags?
Because they're... they're... they're... there!
And why were you asking all the wedding cake questions earlier?
I was... I was curious.
Okay, fine. Look me in the eyes and tell me you're not getting married.
No!
Why not?
Because that's stupid. [contemplates that thought, then looks into Hope's eyes] I am not getting married. [she looks away]
You looked away. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Hope! If you tell anyone, I'll kill you. [Hope giggles] You hear me? Kill you. As in dead. Got it?
Please tell Mr. Morales that there are things that he can buy that won't get, uh, stuck up there. You know, like a wide base, or a string attached.
My Spanish definitely ain't that good.
Uh, Señor. [gesturing to his behind] Este una salida! No entrada!
S13 E18Photographs & Memories
Morris knows we're getting married.
I'll bet Hope told him.
Hope knows?
She has this weird ESP wedding thing.
[about Morris and Hope] We need to shut them down, before they tell everybody.
How do we do that?
Beat them with a bag of oranges? 'Cause I hear it doesn't leave any marks.
Or we could try talking to them.
Fine.
[answering the phone] No, there's no Seymour Butts here. Hello, Sarah. Where are you?
Jeez, could you find a bigger card?
Despite what you've been told, Ray, size does matter.
S13 E19Family Business
[about Joe] I guess uh... his urine tested negative? Pratt doesn't think he needs a CBC?
[smiling] No. I know, you think I'm acting crazy.
No, I think you are acting like a mother... a slightly crazy one.
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