HHarper
What do you do after a day like today?
I tend to drink, but I'm not the best role model.
S2 E5And Baby Makes Two
LSLoretta Sweet
I bet you see some stuff working here.
[referring to Loretta being a prostitute] Oh, like you don't.
LSLoretta Sweet
At least my clients don't die on me...except for that one guy.
On that note, I bid you all a fond good eve. It has been a wonderful Weaver-less day.
Is he single?
Yeah.
S2 E6Days Like This
[to Harper] Benton is in the foulest mood I have ever seen. And that's saying something.
S2 E7Hell and High Water
Did you get the job?
90 grand a year and nobody dies. Hallelujah, auf Wiedersehen, I'll see you around.
[about Doom II, the game the ER staff is playing at the admit desk] I've done thoracotomies that were less bloody.
Jerry [to Carol] He just doesn't understand the educational value.
What's he doing on a news chopper?
[Jerry points to the TV] Hey look there's Doctor Ross.
Turn up the volume.
Where's the remote?
[speaks into the radio] Doug, do you read me?
Mark, is that you?
What are you doing?
I got a 12-year-old with hypothermia. I gotta warm him up fast! I'm doing the best I can.
He's in V-Fib!... Come on!
C5Channel 5 Chopper Reporter
What are those paddles for Dr. Ross?
Stabilize his beat. They didn't charge the battery!
[Watching in the ER] Oh my God!
GOD!
[Doug screams in frustration]
All right, I need your help. Turn the camera off... Turn the camera off!
Doug, you're a mess. Go change into some scrubs.
[Ross continues working]
You're freezing. Go get some coffee and warm up.
[Ross keep working]
Hey! I need you here! Go change!
[Doug starts to leave] I never should have put him on that damn chopper!
S2 E8The Secret Sharer
So, you can't take the fact that I'm your boss?
Typically narcissistic of you, Mark. I can't take the fact that anyone's my boss.
SShep
Pills are for people that don't really mean it.
I really meant it.
[she walks away]
SShep
[laughs] Yeah, right.
[he looks at Mark and then Doug who both say nothing]
You're way outta line, Doug, go back to your patient.
My patient is going to CT.
No, he's not. This kid is going to CT now.
Fine, then mine's going to the OR for an exploratory lap.
Like hell he is, you are not putting a patient under the knife just tryin' to win a pissing contest.
You're damn right, I'm not. I'm doing it so he doesn't bleed out while you tie up the CT for a skull fracture.
Go home!
What?
I'm taking over your patient.
What?
And writing you up. Go home!
S2 E9Home
Benton: [to Carter] You have a hematoma on your neck.
VDr. Vucelich
I think that's a hickey you have on your neck, Carter.
Yep, yep...
S2 E10A Miracle Happens Here
[Carol is trying to convince everyone in the ER to go upstairs and join her in caroling for recovery, with no luck.]
Well, you just mouth the words. That’s what I do.
Well, who sings?
Well, I’m working on that. [Carter walks by. Carol smiles, pleasantly] Carter!-
No, no, no, no. Chronic tone deaf and acute stage fright.
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