You're way outta line, Doug, go back to your patient.
My patient is going to CT.
No, he's not. This kid is going to CT now.
Fine, then mine's going to the OR for an exploratory lap.
Like hell he is, you are not putting a patient under the knife just tryin' to win a pissing contest.
You're damn right, I'm not. I'm doing it so he doesn't bleed out while you tie up the CT for a skull fracture.
Go home!
What?
I'm taking over your patient.
What?
And writing you up. Go home!
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