TV show quotes
I don't want to give you any trouble.
Yeah, right.
Ronnie sold my stuff.
[sarcastically] You're kidding. I'm shocked!
You were so right about him. Actually, you were right about all of them.
Yeah, well... They're basically the same person.
What's Benton doing?
Out looking for Dr. Dyer. It's about his mother though. Figures if he can't make her better then he'll fix everything else.
Carter, I think you took one too many Psych classes.
Thank you.
Excuse me?
I said "thank you".
I know. I just wanted to hear you say it twice.
Mr. Reicher, can you hear me? You're gonna be fine. You drank yourself into an ulcer, and now the taxpayers are gonna buy you out of it.
I'm gonna be somebody's mother.
If Mom can do it, you can.
At least I didn't drink sangria all day.
Or smoke four packs of Luckys. [pause] And we turned out okay.
And Mom didn't have you to help her.
Why do nurses wear colors and doctors wear white?
Because doctors are pure and good.
Does that include me?
No.
I'm going to play Romeo.
Comic version?
No.
Oh.
Peter, got a two-fer.
[Not paying attention] Alright, let's hear it.
[Referring to the patients who have billiard balls stuck to their mouths] Apparently, this one did it on a dare. 'When the paramedics asked what happened' 'this one re-enacted the crime.'
Do we have names?
Yeah, dumb and dumber.
Never thought I'd deliver my own niece.
On Mother's Day no less.
Where're you going on your honeymoon?
Tag's going to Paris. I'm going to Hawaii.
Can I go with you?
Sure. You can leave Chloe and the baby with his 15 cousins.
Good. Thanks.
I might stay.
In Hawaii?
Yeah.
Okay. I can do that. Do you think Tag will mind?
He'll get over it. You don't think Chloe will mind?
I don't think Chloe will notice.
You think anyone noticed we're gone?
Probably. You think we should head back?
Probably.
What's wrong with me? Why can't I fall in love with a nice guy? Someone who loves me, who wants to be with me, who is honest and decent?
Mmm... And boring.
God, he was dull!
[They both laugh]
[to her guests at the wedding] I don't know what to say. I don't know what the future holds. But I guess I'm just lucky to be alive and have so many good friends who care for me. It's been a wonderful year because of all of you.
I've got a thyroidectomy this afternoon. What do you know about the arteries in the neck?
Uh, there's a lot of them?
You have an hour and 25 minutes. I suggest you locate a Gray's and start memorizing it.
[after he gives Doug a small idol statue] Dr. Ross, a little taste of the islands.
Carter, you shouldn't have.
It's Wondoa. He's the god of fertility.
Just what you need, Doug.
You did some of your residency with Kerry Weaver?
Yeah, when we crossed paths.
Morgenstern wants me to consider her for chief.
Really?
That bad?
Did you ever see Cuckoo's Nest?
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