You know, it was pretty cool the way you were giving it mouth-to-mouth.
Yeah? Thank you.
You know, they say the dog's mouth is the cleanest part of its body.
What do they say about its nose?
S1 E16Make of Two Hearts
S1 E17The Birthday Party
[after using the fire extinguisher on a psych patient] When you're finished making new friends, Dr. Freud Sparky there will need an eyewash and a shower.
I had a question about next year's Trauma Sub-I.
What about it?
Well, I understand that 12 students have alreay applied, and I was wondering... if I was interested, if you can tell me what my chances would be.
Twelve people have applied, right?
Right. Yeah, with me, it'd be thirteen.
Then, I'd say your chances are one in thirteen. [he walks away]
You walked into that one.
Yeah...
S1 E18Sleepless in Chicago
Where's Deb?
She's sick.
Who said she could be sick?
So, I hear you're fostering Tatiana.
You gonna try and talk me out of it like everyone else?
No, I think it's a wonderful thing what you're doing.
Really?
Absolutely. I always said you'd make a great mother.
Carter, you are wasting your time. You don't think like a surgeon.
Why, because I don't think like you?
S1 E19Love's Labor Lost
How do I deliver this baby?
Are you asking me?
No, I'm asking God.
Everyone's so old and sick around here.
Yeah. This is a hospital.
JCDr. Janet Coburn
[Looking at Carter who has his hand inside a woman's abdomen] Who is this and what's he doing in there?
John Carter. I'm a med student and I'm pressing on the aorta.
S1 E20Full Moon, Saturday Night
JJenn
People die, Mark. You do the best you can. You're human.
I'm not supposed to be.
JJenn
Sure you are. You're the only one who doesn't know it.
Hey, every full moon should be ladies' night.
Yeah, we were terrific.
Like Thelma and Louise, man.
More like Lucy and Ethel.
Ah, midnight, the witching hour. Let's make room for the punks, skunks and drunks.
WWDr. William 'Wild Willy' Swift
A patient presents to ER, ptosis, myosis and hydrosis. Dr. Ross, what does that bring to mind?
The Osis sisters. I dated the short one.
John, could you please help me with a patient?
Why, is it a procedure you've already done?
No. It's a guy who's really drunk, smashed his finger in a car door and he's pawing at me. He also smells terrible.
And you have a problem with that?
S1 E21House of Cards
BMrs. Benton
Your skills and talents are God's gift to you. What you do with them is your gift back to God.
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