Tony Gates quotes from E.R.

Banfield

Am I boring you, Dr. Gates?

Gates

Oh, sorry. It's the 6:00 a.m. shift; my brain is here, but my body isn't.

Gates

Can I hug you? I wanna hug you.

Banfield

You try that and you'll be the one with a traumatic injury.

Gates

Look, what happened was horrible, but Sarah and Alex are going to be okay!

A girl died, Tony and my kid came very close. That is not okay. You know what? You do you, and I'll do me, and we should just go our separate ways, okay?

Brenner

You've been married and divorced three times to each other?

What can I tell you? I'm a glutton for punishment.

Gates

All right, any pain in the stomach?

Not really. But I do have a pain in my ass, and he's standing two feet away.

[about her mom] I don't even know what to say to her.

Gates

Uh, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Yeah, I just hope it's not something like, uh, "Why did you have to be such a crappy mom?" or "Why couldn't you just stay in Dallas and die?"

Tony

I'm guessing you'll come up with something better.

Gates

Big night? Are you popping the question?

Are you crazy? We're still in the honeymoon phase. A year from now, we'll hate each other's guts.

Gates

And I thought romance was dead.

Banfield

Gates, is it my imagination, or is Dr. Carter, who is not on duty by the way, in Trauma One with a patient demonstrating IV placement to a college student.

Gates

What?

Banfield

Never mind... Jerry, why is Dr. Carter performing medical procedures on our patients?

Jerry

Uh... because he's a doctor.