[whispering to Manny while they stand in front of the Guacamole de Los Angeles in the mercado] Tattoo Maker.
Frida, I can't go home without guacamole. The giant floating tattoo dad head won't let me!
[disguised as a sweet old lady] Perhaps I can be of assistance. I just happened to have something that might help you. [steps out of the shadows] Guacamole de los Anglos!
I don't know. Mysterious old lady... emerging from the shadows.
[suspiciously] Seems kind of sketchy.
It's free.
Sold. [they leave the mercado with the guacamole]
[laughing evilly] I knew the Riveras had to buy that guacamole today. Now they fallen for the totally brilliant trap of… [takes of his old lady disguise] Dr. Chipotle, Jr. [infuriated] THE FILTHY SWINE! I remember when El Tigre and White Pantera captured my father. [flashback to that time; voice-over] He was minding his own business using his jalapeño monster to rob the Miracle City Bank. And they took him! For no reason! That very night, I swore an oath of vengeance. [savagely] I... Don't... Like... YOU!!! [back to present] Now, at last, THEY WILL PAY!!!!
Weren't you just dressed up like an old lady?
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