Stay Back as Rolf's Momma pickled cabbage... SILHOARM!
Oh, man! [Rolf hits the target with the hammer, sending Eddy flying] MOOOMMYYY!!!
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Please ask Rolf's family and livestock to remember the son of a shepherd.
What have I done?! I've actually created a monster!
[As Edd tries to convince Eddy to help him free the kids, the Ed monster appears]
What? [he takes out a jar to collect fees for freeing the kids and saliva drips into the jar] No skin off my bones. Who's first?
[Eddy notices that his jar is filled with drool and looks up to see the Ed monster looming over him. But before he can be eaten, Edd pulls him out of the way]
HE WANTS THE SKIN OFF MY BONES, DOUBLE D!!
KIDS!! KANKERS!!!
[Eddy is on the driveway, jingling his change. He looks in at the coins.]
"I'm a sap for ya. You know that, don'tcha?" [Someone taps his shoulder] "Yeah yeah, the line starts over there." [The finger taps again.] "Hey, how 'bout I stick my foot right..."Hello."
"What's with the styling clothes, Eddy?"
"Where'd you get that jawbreaker, Nazz?" "Bazooka-chin Kevin, right?"
"No way. It's Customer Appreciation Day at the candy store, and they're giving away jawbreakers for free."
"FREE? YEEHA!"
"But you better hurry. The store closes in 10 minutes."
Ed! Eddy! Help me! [He is clinged to the ground by May’s teeth] Wait, Please, you don't understand!
You missed two of them, May.
Yeah, but at least she's got the cute one.
DOUBLE D! EDDY!
No time, Ed! Jawbreakers!
BOBaron O'Beefdip
Now eat your mattress.
Yum.
Excuse me, Ed, but is this your- GOOD LORD MAN!
[As he finishes swallowing his mattress] That hit the spot.
Nice try, Double D.
Stop, Oh Please No!
Okay, Double D, you can come out now.
[screams]
This is the best day, no Ed, Edd or Eddy. Halluelah.
Have Mercy, depraved sibling!
See that loser? That's Kevin. He's the neighborhood dork. I have to slap him around every now and then, just to remind him who's boss.
Eddy.
Neighborhood dork, huh? Hey, Double Dweeb, you getting this?
He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh bro? Slow down, Kevin, I was just kidding, stop, please!
Hello, my name is Ed.
We're running out of ideas, Double D. Think of something that'll make me look good.
Ed, you be careful with that! Oh, what do I care, it's his camera.
Man the helms! Dive! Dive! [swallows the camera]
Ed, what have you done? Open it. Open it. You should know better than to eat the camera. Just think what it will do to your digestive tract.
Boy, I can't wait to see that part, Double D.
Yes, well, let's not say we did, Ed.
C'mon, c'mon. I've got an impression to make, remember?
Give me the cash.
Eddy, taking note is a essential part of learning.
Are you touching my face?
Oh, uh, yes, sorry.
I just learned something today, Double D.
You have? Tell me, Eddy.
We should open up a weight loss clinic! I'll be rich!
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