Why is the Lady of Liberty looming over the cul-de-sac?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Eh, good riddance. Violins are for sissies. Why if I played an instrument, I get something manly, like a kazoo or something.
You've got a great personality. Besides, who needs good looks when you've got us?
[When Edd removes a plaster from Ed's back]
Is that a cookie?
Yep. [eats it] Saved it.
THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL...It's nice to have you back, Ed.
See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.
Get away from there! This time, Rolf will be serious.
It's mine! I found the quarter!
Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter.
Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first.
I found this shoe! Shoes for the taking, Double D!
Hands off my quarter!
Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!
Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to-
May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin, but you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!
Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.
What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!
Crude, yet effective.
If you smelt it, you dealt it, Eddy.
What can you do, if you live in a shoe, and you ain't got no sole?
I almost up-chucked.
[answers the phone] Talk to me. [whistles a bit] Trade it. Buy it. Sell it. [hangs up]
[jumping] Up! Up! Up!
Put some muscle into it, Ed!
You got it, chief. And UP! [leaps straight up into the sky] Eddy, I'm coming! [crashes through the desk] I'm okay.
The wooden board saved you from three evil witches and the creepy crawly? MAMA!!! THE FAIRY TALE THAT HAUNTS ROLF HAS COME TRUE!!!
[yelling] THAT'S IT! I've had it up to here WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! Crack a smile, bust a gut, BE HAPPY!!! [slaps Ed] Get over it.
[roars and rips his unibrow into two] BIIIIIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!
Good golly almighty! What is that horrible odor?! Ed?
Not I, Double D. Talk to Mister Stink Pot.
Hey, I had a Kanker hairball stuck in my shower.
Oh look, A flipper.
It's a spatula, stupid.
I love pancakes!
Shut up and pour, lumpy.
If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.
Ok.
Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marion.
[laughs] Marion?! That's a girl's name!
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