A character in Due South
Played by Paul Gross
Due South · 157 quotes
Tied for 1st most-quoted character in Due South: in 112 of its 157 quotes
Most scenes with: Ray Vecchio (79), Welsh (5), Buck Frobisher (5)
Fraser, there are hundreds of places that make pizza. What I'm looking for here is the perfect pizza at the perfect price.
Benton FraserWhich is?
Free. And that's exactly what this'll be in 34 seconds. There's no way he can get a pizza here from Michigan Avenue in under a half-hour.
FraserYou mean you're using some promotional ploy in order to get something for nothing?
Welcome to the United States of America, Fraser.
[Diefenbaker is chasing a stolen car]
Benton Fraser[about Dief] Stop him!
Un-mush! Un-mush!
[Dief slips by Ray and continues chasing the car]
FraserWhere's your car?
Lot B. You ought to get that dog a hearing aid!
Fraser[Sees 'no dogs' sign outside of restaurant] Oh, dear. [To Dief] You see that sign? That includes you.
FraserNo, no, no, you can't take that attitude! It's a health regulation, there's a very good reason for it.
Yeah - you stink!
FraserRay, please. He's already feeling excluded.
Well, he should feel excluded. He's an animal!
FraserWell, there you go. Now you've done it. Satisfied?
Strangely, yes!
FraserSir, perhaps I can be of assistance?
Who's he?
He's a Mountie.
What's he doing here?
I'm never entirely sure.
I'm sitting in a closet with a Mountie being licked by a deaf wolf! ...That was the wolf, wasn't it?
FraserYes, Ray.
Oh, thank God.
Fraser[to Dief] Well, are you coming?
FraserYou know, you let a wolf save your life... they make you pay, and pay, and pay.
That's why I don't own a wolf.
FraserWe're eavesdropping! Aren't we?
I'll make sure they take away your merit badge later.
FraserNice shot, by the way, knocking it out of the guy's hand.
Oh, you liked that?
FraserI was impressed.
I thought you would be.
FraserYou were aiming for...
His chest.
FraserOh. I think I should adjust your sights.
I'd appreciate that.
FraserMadame DeFarge, Detective Vecchio and I are on the trail of a particularly brutal killer, and we'd be appreciative of any assistance you could give us.
Make him say please.
FraserRay?
I'm not gonna say it.
FraserRay.
No.
FraserRay.
No.
FraserRay.
No!
FraserRay.
[grudgingly] Please.
What were you running away from?
FraserOh, it was a very tortured scenario. It involved a gold mine, a boomerang, and a tank full of gasoline. It's all ancient history, though.
FraserEddie was after the purse, and Christina dumped the purse out in her hotel room.
It's not there.
FraserNot now, but it was. If Eddie didn't take it, and Janice didn't take it, then somebody else must have taken it.
There's nobody else! We're all out of bad guys!
FraserJust keep your elbows out to the side - it'll slow your descent. [He jumps down the trash chute]
My descent?! God, the most annoying man in the world... [Climbs into chute after Fraser]
FraserRun.
No!
FraserI said run!
You told me to stop running.
FraserYes, but I was talking about running away from the problems with your father, this is about running away from someone who quite probably will shoot you, that's an entirely different thing!
Your hair is who you are, Fraser. It makes a statement.
FraserOh, I see. What does it say?
What?
FraserYour hair. What is it saying?
At the moment?
FraserYeah.
Well, let's see. [Uses napkin dispenser as a mirror] It's, uh, straight and slicked-back, so I guess it's got that mess-with-me-and-you're-dead style, good for the job. The contouring around the ears... that's unexpected, uh, that says... watch out, this guy might be dangerous. And then the feathering around the back? Well, that's a nod to the female demographic. So, what's it saying? It's saying, deadly and dangerous but not afraid to cry.
FraserReally! [He picks up the napkin dispenser] What does my hair say?
Oh, that's not hair, Fraser - that's pelt.
FraserAnd make the puffin face.
I am not gonna make the puffin face!
FraserMake the puffin face.
I don't even know what a puffin is!
Oh, you look ridiculous.
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