Vecchio and Fraser in “A Cop, A Mountie, and a Baby”

Your hair is who you are, Fraser. It makes a statement.

Oh, I see. What does it say?

What?

Your hair. What is it saying?

At the moment?

Yeah.

Well, let's see. [Uses napkin dispenser as a mirror] It's, uh, straight and slicked-back, so I guess it's got that mess-with-me-and-you're-dead style, good for the job. The contouring around the ears... that's unexpected, uh, that says... watch out, this guy might be dangerous. And then the feathering around the back? Well, that's a nod to the female demographic. So, what's it saying? It's saying, deadly and dangerous but not afraid to cry.

Really! [He picks up the napkin dispenser] What does my hair say?

Oh, that's not hair, Fraser - that's pelt.