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Due South · Season 1, Episode 5

“Pizza and Promises” quotes from Due South

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“Pizza and Promises” · Season 1, Episode 5

In this episode: Benton Fraser (3), Ray Vecchio (2)

Fraser, there are hundreds of places that make pizza. What I'm looking for here is the perfect pizza at the perfect price.

Which is?

Free. And that's exactly what this'll be in 34 seconds. There's no way he can get a pizza here from Michigan Avenue in under a half-hour.

You mean you're using some promotional ploy in order to get something for nothing?

Welcome to the United States of America, Fraser.

[Fraser has jumped from the top of a building onto a stolen, speeding car]

Please stop immediately. This is not your automobile!

[Diefenbaker is chasing a stolen car]

[about Dief] Stop him!

Un-mush! Un-mush!

[Dief slips by Ray and continues chasing the car]

Where's your car?

Lot B. You ought to get that dog a hearing aid!

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