DuckTales (2017) Season 1 quotes

Roxanne

This just in, Scrooge McDuck has died of gold fever.

I thought nothing could stop the great Della Duck. Too bad. A failure, a liar and she snores.

Donald

Everything is not fine.

She's a liar! She's definitely up to something! And she's never washed a dish!

Della

I'm home.

Della

Where are my--? [gasps as she spots her sons with Webby; then smiles warmly]

Dewey

Who's the cyborg?

Huey

Is that…?

Louie

It can't be.

Webby

Guys, I think that's your mom.

Scrooge

Huey, Dewey, Louie, meet Della Duck.

Dewey

[chuckles] I'm part robot! I knew it!

Della

Wait. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? No, no, no. Their names were supposed to be Jet, Turbo, and Rebel.

Dewey

I could've been Turbo?!

Della

I told Donald. I wrote it down, in case no one could understand him.

Dewey

I COULD'VE BEEN TURBO?!?!

Scrooge

What in Dismal Downs is going on in here? [The statue breaks the umbrella Della used to try and incapacitate it] I really need to start locking this door.

Donald

[mouth full of Oxy-Chew] I come in peace.

I'm sorry, what?

I literally have no idea what he said.

Sieze him.

And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to Gizmoduck!

Gandra

Did you drink more than one of the serum vials?

Beaks

Yes! I told you, I was bored! [his entire body grows with muscles] And BOOM! Bigger than Gizmoduck, it's Mega-Beaks! Oh, and you're all incredibly dead!

Launchpad

That is not Darkwing Duck. D.W.'d never hurt innocent people or set the city on fire. Not on purpose.

But are we all not both the heroes and the villains of our own story?

Launchpad

What? I don't-- What?

Mr. Starling! We met at the signing. You fell on me, remember? It was a huge honor. Do you have any words of wisdom for the man to stepping into your cape?

It was all a setup. That hack put my fan in danger to steal the glory and humiliate me! They want grim and gritty, huh? Happy to play the part! [turns and reveals his outfit color changed into Negaduck's; laughing evilly]

I believe the words you're looking for are, "Aw, phooey."

I found the source of his anger. Donald's anger issues stem from a fear that the world is out to get him and that no one understands him, quite literally. His tendency to lash out was wildly unfocused until you kids came along. He came to me wanting to be the best parent he could. So we channeled that anger into protective instincts. Every outburst is Donald wanting to protect his family. He loves you so much, the thought of anything bad happening to you infuriates him!