[interrupting a staring contest between Scrooge and Glomgold] Old guys, nice club house you've got here. Got a real "I'm so rich I don't care how I look" quality about it. Rich peeps! [takes a selfie] I'm tagging us.
Seriously? Mark Beaks? Founder and CEO of Waddle? Soon to be newest addition to the Duckburg Billionaires' Club. Come on! And creator of the newest tech innovation, Project Tah-dah! It's everything you think it is, and nothing you're expecting. I'll flip you my Peep deets so you can follow my updates.
I don't understand half those words.
[going through his checklist] Let's see. Can Do Attitude, check. Professional posture… check. Completed checklist, check. Wow, I can't believe we get to be interns at Waddle for Mark Beaks!
Yeah, I'm mostly doing it to show off this bad boy. [patting a briefcase]
Oh, this? It's my super serious business briefcase. "What brilliant business secrets is he hiding in there?" Who knows?!
You can't open the lock, can you?
[after Beaks tells them he only has one opening for an intern] One internship? Well, heh, you didn't really want it anyway, so I'll just tell Mr. Beaks to give it to me.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Sliding my way to billions? Licking other people's stuff? It's everything I never knew I always wanted!
[as Glomgold demonstrates a plan to get rid of Mark Beaks via slideshow] Do we really need a slideshow?
Ha! Sweet, naive Scroogy. Leave the devious planning to the professionals. [sudden tone change] You're in MY world now, McDuck.
Yeah, all right. Show me what you've got.
No, you're actually on my side of the room.
Behold! Our scheme to destroy Beaks begins with an invitation to a Billionaires' Convention on a yacht. We'll tell him we're going, BUT THEN WE WON'T SHOW! First slam!
Seems unnecessary, especially the part about the yacht.
Emotionally devastated, Beaks will seek solace and drown his sorrows at the buffet.
A yacht and a buffet for one person? I'm not paying for that.
Fine. We'll use my yacht. Now, distracted by delicious shrimp, Beaks won't realize he's being sailed into an active volcano, where it'll get so hot, he'll jump into the yacht's pool, which, unbeknownst to him, will be FILLED WITH SHARKS!
Where did the Sharks come from?
I've got a great shark guy. Beaks will be so terrified by the sharks, he'll forget he's in a volcano, and jump blindly into the lava! All while we watch from a bridge above.
Wait, wait, I thought we wanted to boot him out of our club, not kill him! Although you have tried to kill me countless times, which usually ends up more annoying than deadly.
That's right, I'm a genius. Now part attention, 'cause this is where it gets complicated.
Whoa. Is that an ironically fancy briefcase in my super chill work environment?
What's going on in there? Like, brilliant business secrets?
Very chill. Oh, I like how you roll! You are my new vice president of fancy business. [to Huey] Intern, you report to him now. Boom. Beaks out! [leaves]
Yes! Faked it, maked it! I didn't even know this was my life's dream until today!
We've gotta save Beaks, right? I mean, he's the worst, but it's the right thing to do.
Why? I'm sure you're biggest, favorite friend will just fake his way through it like everything else!
Okay, first off, that's not what BFF stands for. And secondly, guys like him, guys like me, we have to put on a show and fake it, because smart guys like you are so good at making it. We don't need this. What we need is a checklist. In fact, here's a checklist for how to get through this. One, get a plan. Two, ask Huey for a plan. Three, do you have a plan yet? 'Cause honestly, I don't know how checklists work.
[typing on his phone] What's up over here?
Right. Hey, so obviously I have to fire you guys because you know the secret of Project Tahdah, and if you tell anybody I'll just say you're lying because you're mad I fired you. Cool? Cool-cool.
[snatches the phone out of his hands; typing] "My face looks like a butt." And… sent.
Seriously? That's your big plan? Who even cares about what--
It already has 1,000 likes.
What? No, no! I can't delete it now! Give it back, give it back!
AAmunet
[after Toth-Ra gives them a few seconds of sunlight] Great day everyone! If we skip meals, and start harvesting right now, maybe he'll give us a full hour of sun tomorrow!
You know a mummy doesn't actually bring you the sun, right? The Earth spins on its axis, creating-
AAmunet
Awww, not the sharpest sickle in the shed, are you, kid?
I got a Junior Woodchuck badge in sickle sharpening that says otherwise!
[as Louie indulges himself in the treasure room] You should really leave that alone. Basic rule of treasure hunting, if it might be cursed, don't touch it.
You said you weren't sure what the prophecy meant.
No, but I am sure it said the golden reward is for those who serve Toth-Ra.
I am serving him, by cleaning up. This place is a mess of treasure!
Isn't there some way you can help us?
AAmunet
[chuckles] I suppose we could just rise up against the all powerful Toth-Ra, bringer of the golden sun. [the followers laugh]
AAmunet
Why? We've got food, water, fresh bandages in lieu of pay, a kind and merciful god-king. What's the outside got that we don't?
Toth-Ra has got you working night and day, while you barely got enough to scrape by.
He doesn't bring you the sun, he keeps it from you!
AAmunet
Sorry, it's just not our way.
Don't you want to feel the sun on your face?
AAmunet
[the followers shrug] Meh.
Don't you want freedom? Or glory? Or- [Launchpad bites into a burrito] Launchpad!
Oh, sorry. I didn't want my belly to grumble and interrupt your big speech. Like I am right now. [takes another bite]
It's bad enough you goof around during the greatest archeological find of our time, but... [realizes the Followers of Toth-Ra are mesmerized by the burrito]
AAmunet
Ohhh, what is that?
Oh, this burrito? Just rice, beans, cheese, your choice of meat, wrapped in a delicious tortilla. [the followers taste the burrito] Mmmm mmmm mmm, delicious!
AAmunet
Where do we get this bo-rrito?
Outside where freedom is!
F1Follower 1
Bo-rritos are outside?
F2Follower 2
We must have bo-rritos!
AAmunet
Rise up against the mighty Toth-Ra!
Seriously? That's what- oh, never mind. Let's break into the temple!
