TRToth-Ra Guard
[holding Louie and Webby over a pit of spikes] Prepare to scream, eternally! Or until you hit the bottom.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Ooh! What's in this weird jar, huh? [takes off the lid, looks inside, and finds something disgusting; gagging] Do not look in those jars!
[looks inside the jar] Ooh, a kidney!
Where are we going?!
FTFollowers of Toth-Ra
The Pharaoh's throne room!
And what are we going to do?!
FTFollowers of Toth-Ra
Anything he asks!
[as Launchpad gives a rousing speech about burritos] This is the dumbest rebellion I have ever been part of.
Mt. Neverrest, the highest peak in the world! Most prized of the seven summits, Neverrest has claimed the world's finest explorers. It is said to be completely unclimbable. But now, that smug stack of stalagmites has to deal with Scrooge McDuck!
Okay, so instead of spending Christmas in a billionaire's mansion, waiting for Santa Claus...
That man is not allowed in my home. He knows what he did.
... we're following an old man up Mt. Certain Doom, here?
Oh, Mt. Neverrest is three times deadlier than Mt. Certain Doom.
[looking at a tourist's map of Mt. Neverrest] This map isn't accurate at all! Mountain goats aren't native to this region, and why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Is he looking at another brighter sun?
Don't pay any attention to these tourists, my boy. Nothing not tchotchkes, and cheese puffs. We are real explorers!
Like George Mallardy!
Who?
Only the greatest mountaineer of the 20th century! Legend has it that Mallardy made it farther up the mountain than anyone, but was lost, trying to rescue an incompetent fellow climber, famously known as the Neverrest Ninny.
[reading a plaque] "George Mallardy. He died as he lived. Freezing."
Ah, stop your hatering. That's just a load of nonsense to sell T-shirts to tourists. We're gonna outdo that quitter Mallardy by making it to the top!
You realize there's a difference between quitting, and dying, right?
Not to me.
Alright, true explorers! Now this mountain is gonna throw everything she's got at us.
But it'll be worth it when we find the treasure of Mt. Neverrest.
There is no treasure of Mt. Neverrest.
.... Nope! Louie out! Already gone. Have fun!
First the ice fever takes your vision. Then it makes you feel all warm and toasty, even though you're freezing to death. Then it makes your limbs all heavy.
Ah, it's just a bit nippy. How did you afford all that gear anyway?
Louie put it on his corporate credit card.
Louie doesn't have a corporate credit card.
Oh. Louie gave me your credit card.
That's it! I'm putting my foot down! We can't go forward.
Oh, of course we can. The summit's right there.
We are violating every rule of my Junior Woodchuck training! We're out of supplies. It's starting to get cold, so even if we make it to the top, we'd freeze to death before we get down! Oh, and we keep trying to go up this way, the whole thing is going to come crashing down! This is all too risky!
Don't you go ninny on me, lad! You'll never get your cartography badge with that attitude!
I don't care! We have to turn around, now!
DWDewey & Webby
Now!
You already beat Mallardy. Isn't that enough?!
No! We'd be daft to give up with the peak in our grasp.
It's not giving up, it's just having common sense.
For the last time, nothing bad is going to happen.
Junior Woodchuck Rule 727. Sometimes the bravest thing an explorer can do is walk away.
Plenty more adventures where that came from, eh lad? Now, where in blazes is that cocoa stand? I'm freezing.
I always say, better safe than... whatever the opposite of safe is. Yeah. I do say that.
[after Zeus reveals himself] THE KING OF THE GODS?! GET OUT!!! Oh, so many questions! Do you control all storms, or just lightning? Does being immortal also make you impervious to pain? Do you cry?
ZZeus
Ithaquack was the secret vacation spot for gods and heroes, and I was the God of Hospitality, the King of the Beach. Everyone loved me. Then Scrooge showed up, defeated the unkillable Gorgon, found the lost treasure of Troy, was really good at building sand castles, bah!
Seems pretty fun.
'Twas!
ZZeus
No, it twasn't! Scrooge showed up like he was so cool and ruined it!
Ugh, jengs. Leave it to an immortal to whine about the good old days.
ZZeus
[trapping the Scrooge, and the Ducks in a lightning cage] You're not going anywhere.
HLHuey & Louie
Whoo!
SDScrooge & Donald
Ah, phooey.
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