[as Magica De Spell magically takes everyone's shadow]
[fighting to hold onto his shadow] Where are you going?! You're my shadow! [the shadow drops him into the sea] CURSE YOU, ME!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Everybody listen up! [unintelligible jabbering]
EEveryone
[beat] What?
Did anyone get any of that?
It's mostly just context clues.
We get like every third word.
Nope. Completely unintelligible.
I'LL SHOW YOU UNINTELLIGIBLE!!!
[after Gyro forcefully gives him the voicebox] Hands off of me [voice is suddenly much clearer] you mad scientist! [beat]
Whoa. He sounds so normal.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers, rubber baby buggy bumpers, rubber baby buggy bumpers! [chuckles] Wow! Never been able to say that before! [clears throat] As I was saying, Uncle Scrooge is in trouble, and it's up to us to help him. And adventure is in our blood! We face down perilous foes and endless danger every day, but we always prevail, because these Ducks don't back down!
Thank you, Donald. Now, we need to-
-stage a coordinated attack. Gyro, you and your team will charge the bridge to distract Magica's shadow forces. Launchpad. Head up the air attack to draw her attention. Do you think you can crash into the bin? All right, all right, all right. (clears throat) And Beakley, while the others are distracting Magica, you and I will sneak around back in my newly fixed-up houseboat.
Alright, just like when I led that uprising in Eagleslavia. I'll take the wheel, you-
Uh-uh! My house, my rules!
[impressed] Aye-aye... sir. [gives Donald a spear gun] Get ready for the storm.
I am the storm.
... Seriously, have you been saying things like that this whole time?
[starting up the Sunchaser] Pilot to co-pilot, we are ready for launch. Could be dangerous. Suggested flight path?
DDDarkwing Duck Bobblehead
Let's get dangerous.
[as the family begins their attempt to rescue Scrooge] Ooh, looks like your family is coming to play. Say goodbye, McDuck. [laughs and begins to attack] Fore! Home run! Tennis thing! Sports!
Go save your uncle. I'll keep these palookas at bay!
Hey, couple questions for you. If you were caught in the dime, how come we never saw you in it? Also, Scrooge isn't exactly magical, so how did he manage to trap you in it? Follow up. How does the lunar eclipse factor into all this?
Well, you see, I channel my powers- [beat] It's just magic, okay?!
[after Magica destroys a mirror in the Bin]
Oh, no! You broke the Mirror of Tyche!
[worried] The what now?
Ancient artifact? Terrible curse if you break it?
I've never heard of it, and I am versed in all magics. Gaelic, Demogorgan, Sumerian!
Sumerian? You were in that dime a long time. Well, good luck with the curse.
What kind of curse?!
Grave misfortune, increased gullibility, a swift kick in the ribs.
A what? [Webby kicks her] My ribs!
Curse you, McDuck! You haven't seen the last of me!
Huey, Louie, the third one... curse me kilts have I missed you.
And so Duckburg is saved, thanks to Scrooge McDuck, and his family.
[gasp] Boys?
I…need…a…break!
I thought life with a treasure hunter would be way more treasure, and way less hunting.
Isn't it great?! Charting the unknown, following in the family tradition of adventure! [holding a family portrait of Donald, Scrooge, and Della]
You remember Mom got lost in space, right?
Well, yeah. But she went solo without any help. We're a fine-tuned action machine! I'm the brains, Webby's the fist, Dewey's the devil-may-care guts, you... are there too! Plus, it's earned me the rank of Senior Junior Woodchuck. Two stripes! Look, I'm sure you'll get time off after we find this treasure. Unless this treasure is cursed, and dispelling the curse leads to a whole other adventure, and so on, forever, let's go!
Fine. Hey, maybe when we get back, you can earn that sewing badge.
[laughs] Please, I earned my sewing badge ages ago. Come on, I mean-
Then how did this guy come loose?
[looks at the second stripe loose on the left sleeve; horrified] That's impossible.
Oh, you must be more tired than you realized. You're slipping.
I never would've used a slip stitch. That is amateur hour! All this constant adventuring must have torn it apart!
[gets an idea] Uncle Scrooge! All this constant adventuring is tearing us apart!
There's no better bonding experience than a high-stakes, death-defying adventure.
What about a quiet movie night in? Oh, or make-your-own-pizza night? Ooh, how about game night?
[obvious Hidden excitement in his expression] ..... Game night?
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