Charles quotes from Duckman

Dad didn't forget our plans, did he?

Mambo

Does a high-ranking religious figure evacuate his bowels in a wooded area?

Duckman

Plans?

Mambo

You were supposed to take us to the unveiling of the new supercomputer at the Museum of Science and Technology.

We left you a note.

Duckman

You expected me to find that?!

Mambo

You found our 50 dollars there last week.

Mail call! Dad got a package.

Bernice

Hm... a videotape in a plain brown wrapper.

Bernice

From the boys' school!

Cornfed, as members of the first family, we've grown disillusioned with our lives of decadence and hubris.

Ajax

And we want to save Dad from his raging eggo.

Mambo

Ajax, I think you mean "ego."

Ajax

Oh. Once again, I've confused Dad's psyche with a toasted breakfast food. Although the image of fighting off a bloodthirsty waffle will forever remain a favourite in the playground of my mind...

Cornfed

I can't let you join us, boys. Regardless of the circumstances, the notion of teaching you to betray your own father paralyzes me with guilt.

He called you a whiny little trough-licking turncoat who talks in a deep voice to overcompensate for his inadequacies with women.

Cornfed

[frowning] We'll start with "12 Ways to Impale a Man on a Palm Frond."