Charles, Ajax and others in “Clear and Presidente Danger”

Cornfed, as members of the first family, we've grown disillusioned with our lives of decadence and hubris.

And we want to save Dad from his raging eggo.

Ajax, I think you mean "ego."

Oh. Once again, I've confused Dad's psyche with a toasted breakfast food. Although the image of fighting off a bloodthirsty waffle will forever remain a favourite in the playground of my mind...

I can't let you join us, boys. Regardless of the circumstances, the notion of teaching you to betray your own father paralyzes me with guilt.

He called you a whiny little trough-licking turncoat who talks in a deep voice to overcompensate for his inadequacies with women.

[frowning] We'll start with "12 Ways to Impale a Man on a Palm Frond."